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made fun of for a spelling error they made, i will defend them

“i can’t believe basil_gardening_scissors misspelled basil, yikes”
“yeah okay and what about it you pissbaby”

by astraoria July 3, 2021

back door gardening

To shave your ass hair

I've got a big date tonight. I need to do a bit of back door gardening.

by Darkened Joker April 17, 2017

Gardening

When a person spends a lot of time making sure they have a back up relationship so if their current relationship fails, they have another to fall back on. Which is accomplished by being extremely friendly/borderline flirting. Also know as "Planting Seeds".
This concept was derived from the saying that love blossoms into a flower.

Person 1: Did you hear about Bob's relationship?
Person 2: Yea I heard he's going through a rough patch.
Person 3: It's okay cause he was gardening all over the place, he'll find another girl easy.

by BGzAK October 18, 2012

gardening

to hella blaze/to smoke pot

Africa: Did you get the supplies?
Hookah: Yeah. We'll be gardening in the grove tonight!

by Africa <9&> May 14, 2008

Gardening

Origins: Leicester, England
Derived from "guarding it"

(verb) to be in the process of looking after something, or keeping something safe.

Two young men having a discussion about whose responsibility it was to look after one of their pints outside a pub*

1: I told you to look after my pint
2: If you cared so much about your pint, you'd be in there gardening!

by gardening September 17, 2017

Urban Gardening

The activity of smoking a joint in a city type area. Usually you get a few of your hoodrats in your crew and blaze the streets

"Yo man want to go urban gardening?"
"Dude like plant some chrysanthemums?"
"No the other urban gardening. Don't be ignant"

by wootwoot3 April 15, 2010

midnight gardening

The act of passing out or falling over in foliage after large amounts of liquor have been consumed.

He's fine hes just over in the bushes doing a spot of midnight gardening.

by Gruts December 16, 2006