plum gargler

one who gargles plums, ie gargling balls or testicles. One must make the gargling sound whilst gargling.

usually people who perform such acts are of low quality.

that guy is a bit of a plum gargler, he likes the balls in his mouth.

by mother flip August 29, 2014

cum gambler

One who does not decide whether to spit or swallow until the moment of ejaculation, during which the "cum gambler makes an impromptu decision as to how to handle the situation

"Yo, she half spit up my semen, bro. What a cum gambler. It seemed like she didn't know what to do"

by Modqueen June 18, 2016

Sack Gargler

A Teabagger who has swallowed the Tea Party ideology, has no knowledge of the Tea Party platform, and just parrots right wing, mostly false talking points

Did you hear that sack gargler falsely mention that Obama had raised your taxes?

by nugzstradamus November 9, 2010

Ball Gargler

one who gargles someones balls with their mouth

my friend was sleeping and i made him gargle my balls.
this fuckin bitch is one great ball gargler.

by the gobblers January 25, 2009

gambler's ass

A condition that causes one's ass to become sore. This typically occurs after sitting in uncomfortable casino chairs for long periods of time.

I've got a serious case of gambler's ass after playing blackjack for the past 8 hours.

by LPD3 January 23, 2009

Garblefuck

An exclamation used to describe a situation of complete suckage, that can only be described as such

your friend: dude, that homeless guy just took a shit on your coat

you: GARBLEFUCK!

by thepersonwhodidyourmomlastnigh May 31, 2010

Snatch Gambler

One who gambles with the snatch.

"Don't hang out with her unless you are confident in your SNATCH GABMLER skills."

"Mark's mom is a SNATCH GAAMBLER. I saw her with my sister yesterday on the kitchen floor!"

by Ryan Dacey February 15, 2005