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gangsta tears

Water that comes from your eyes that only happens when something is extremely emotional or intense. Happens after some one real close is killed.
-"Is that guy crying cus' his best friend died"
-"No, those ain't normal tears, they are gangsta tears"

gangsta pampers 

A fashion fad commonly seen in inner city ghettos, trendy hip hop videos, and white/wigga neighborhoods where a gangsta or wannabe gangstabusta-brown wears loose pants that look like they are carrying a bag of shit in their ass cuz they hang down so low. Also known as shitpants.
"Nigga your gangsta pampers are tight!"
gangsta pampers by miracle_max December 28, 2007

Gangstanaut

Originally created to define someone who is not 'gangsta'. Rotating these words started the phrase 'Gangsta, Not' which sounded very similar to 'astronaut'. Hence, Gangstanaut was created to define a fake thug or someone who thinks they are 'gangsta' - but are obviously NOT.
"Hey Jim, look at that Gangstanaut over there making empty threats to people and pretending he is thug-life."

"Wow Jerry, you're right. He's relatively small too, he must be on some kind of surreal powertrip that he relies on to justify his existence."

"Yeah, that's really sad. Pathetic even. We should really make a rap song about being a Gangstanaut and email it back and forth!"

Gangstanaut: Originally created to define someone who is not 'gangsta'. Rotating these words started the phrase 'Gangsta, Not' which sounded very similar to 'astronaut'. Hence, Gangstanaut was created to define a fake thug or someone who thinks they are 'gangsta' - but are obviously NOT.
Gangstanaut by ChappedCheerio June 25, 2008

Gangsta Lien 

A 60-month loan used to purchase a high-priced vehicle that you cannot afford and have no intention of paying off. The lien will likely end in repossession.
"Tyrone has a gangsta lien on that new Escalade, but he doesn't even have a steady job. I doubt he'll have it for long."
Gangsta Lien by Denali June 24, 2012

livingroom gangsta 

A teen/young adult who watches BET/MTV and lives vicariously through the hard core rap videos. They are usually white suburban kids who pretend they live in the hood and glamorizes their lifestyle. ie Alpha dog
Yo Chad is a livingroom gangsta.. he is the hardest nigga in his livingroom...
livingroom gangsta by Bronxhaters November 6, 2009

Gangsta Syndrome 

When someone is a real gangsta and/or gangsta wannabe. Side affects of gansta syndrome include walking significantly slower, grabbing crotch when walking significantly slower, one talking like one is drunk, wearing sweats/jeans down to one's ankles so one's ass is hanging out and on display, carrying a gun, holding the gun on its side when gun is in use, wearing a paper towel in one's pocket for no apparent reason, wearing bandanas on one's head, etc
friend:What happened to Marcus?
friend2: Hes contracted gangsta syndrome and now he looks like a dumbass.

Gangsta Syndrome by kay7384 April 17, 2008