gargleschmuck

The act of having a full wheel of guda chesse shoved into your anus then recieving anal penetration from a black man after the cheese melts. This results in a mixture of blood, guda cheese, and semen.

Icepick gargleschmucked my ass last night.

by Fabian Trondel January 8, 2008

gangle snags

a chick that has jacked up teeth that catch the skin on the dick

gangle snags over there gave me the roughest night of my life. i had to wake up early to peroxide that shit!

by hurstlicker January 15, 2004

gangley

1. gangley Adj. - A term describing an abnormally disproportionate individual in which the limbs are elongated in a starkly frightening manner. Gangley individuals are commonly much taller and/or skinner than the norm of a species. Common causes of being gangley are: malnutrition, genetics, and mutation.

2. gangley Adj. Describing long fluid gracefull movements associated with gangley individuals (much as the limb movement of a spider or sloth).

3. gangley n. Referring to any individual displaying gangley characteristics.

Antonyms: Stout, stubby, fat

1) I would never want to meet him in a dark alley, that man is so freakishly tall and gangley.

2) The way he walks is so gangley. What a creep-out!

3) Don't scream, don't sweat, don't breath. There may be ganglies about.

by Dr. Scruffy Mcdogson March 11, 2011

ganklesaurus funkle

a prefix to something that is funky, crooked, twisted, stained, malformed, repulsive, odorous, inappropriate, alarming, calloused, disturbing,

I hate when old men wear sandals and let their "ganklesaurus funkletoes" show!

If you do not brush your teeth and floss regularly you could end up with "ganklesaurus funkleteeth"

The last thing anyone wants to see is some nasty woman's "ganklesaurus funklebutt" hanging out of the bottom of a too short skirt

by jendagwah abundgatta December 31, 2011

Gangled

Completely exhausted, spent, all awkward and begaggled. Feeling as though your limbs are gangly and achy.

Also a state of being extremely intoxicated.

"I'm so gangled from work, could go for an export"

"I'm getting so gangled tonight, definitely spending some time in the gutter"

by Zolio February 29, 2016

Gangle-fuck

A fuckload of bad things

zombie: BRAAINS!!
victim: aw hell naw, gunna get mah brains eatin by a gangle-fuck of zombie shit

by Rostra Maximus August 17, 2010

ganglemonster

One who flails violently, usually associate with a gangly person.

Leah: Did you see that kid with the long arms flailing?
Knitter: What a freaking ganglemonster!

by footsockboy January 11, 2008