Gainersexual

A sexuality that revolves more around eating food, gaining weight and fat worship as opposed to traditional sexual activities.

"Hey would you want to hook up? What do you like to do for fun in the bedroom?"
"I'm a gainersexual. So bring a cheesecake, some burgers and a stick of butter, and then rub my belly while I inhale it all."

by WannaBeBigger91 December 3, 2022

Gainesville Firecracker

Inserting, and detonating, a small firecracker in the anus/vagina of your significant other. Popular with pilots and sailors.

No longer satisfied with penis, Alexis demanded her significant other perform a Gainesville firecracker.

by CharlieRomeo September 7, 2021

Gainesville plague

An especially potent variety of rhinovirus commonly found in/around the University of Florida in Gainesville. The plague is known to cause severe coughing and long-lasting sore throats. Transmission is often rapid due to overcrowding and mandatory attendance.

If you see a classmate coughing their lungs up, stay away! They just might have the Gainesville Plague.

by Martstet November 2, 2021

Gainester

1. A member of the multi-talented, multi-lingual, musical Gaines college at SLU. Gainesters have tea parties, jam sessions, rap battles and dance parties in the hallways. Gainesters favorite hobbies include writing pointless essays in two columns, teaching each other how to dance, and trying to decode Mfar's mysterious messages.

1. Tina, Spicy, EZ and Kimbo are all Gainesters.

by gainester November 14, 2010

Gainesville Gator Roll

the act of placing a female in a dryer or other rotating device and receiving the dome piece as she rotates around said device

"hey ya'll head down to the laundry mat, suzy is givin' tom the ol' gainesville gator roll!"

by Tucker Atticus October 25, 2009

Gainesvegas

1. The nickname for any and every town called Gainesville. Most notably Gainesville, FL.

2. A tumblr party blog.

FRAT BOY: Did yall see that post on Gainesvegas?

SORORITY GIRL: That dumb cat blog? You read that?
FRAT BOY: Cat blog?

by chuan lang November 16, 2011

gainer

A running reverse backflip that can be done off a springboard or a platform. Many people can't do them due to the mental block of going upside down, but they really aren't that hard.

Yo did you see him pull that gainer of that 30 foot platform?

by Sklarbabies January 5, 2006