gaffer 

a man who drives a big old car eg. a senetor or granada 2.9i ghia x, wears a sheepskin coat, and taks nothing but drivel repeating the phrase " two grand" over and over. he is always in the pub and always trying to sell you something you don't need

that gaffer at the bar is selling some gold chains dead cheep

gaffer by Dog Robo June 1, 2009

gaffer 

darwin's theory stated that human evolved from apes...gaffer evolved from grains cross breeded with coconuts.

gaffer is someone who f*ck*d your m*other.

gaffer by lord gaffer July 14, 2006

Gaffer 

Gafferadj. Originated in the time of Tupac and Notorious B.I.G. Is used as a slang insult or a sarcastic compliment. Substitutes for words such as fag,dick,ahole,c*ck head,gerk off ETC. Also can be pronounced as gaffah.

ey yo, you know dat gaffer over on da westside?

Gaffer by Cal Jones October 23, 2007

GAFFER 

A gaffer is a deadly SESSION in someone’s house with loads of people where you take drugs and drink

Here boys che go to you man Lee’s gaffer last night it was the crack smoked a good 27 joints

GAFFER by Yo gurl kato 🤙🏻🤙🏻 June 15, 2018

Gaffer 

Irish term or slang for house party

Are u goin to ur wans gaffer Toni

Gaffer by callumfortune April 23, 2019

Gaffer 

an Irish house party with a huge sesh

Emma: me mam and dad are away this weekend

Sarah: let’s have a gaffer
Emma: yeah I’ll get a few naggins

Gaffer by Notthewoodenspoonma November 6, 2019

Gaffer 

Someone who is suspected to be gay and do bad thing

The bitch is a gaffer

Gaffer by anonymous September 15, 2020