A math professor who advises both undergraduate and postgraduate students which area of research on the number π they should embark on in order to increase their chances of getting published in reputable math publications, with minimum frustration and pain.
Dictator Kim is asking comrade Trump whether he’d recommend any ex-lecturer from his now-defunct Trump University, who might be keen to work as a pi futurist for the Pyongyang University of Science and Technology on a three-year contract, with high prospects of securing tenure if local researchers’ submissions grace the pages of math periodicals and journals.
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Get the FuturisticBagel mug.The condition among twenty-somethings where the prospect of committing to anything (usually a relationship, though can also be a home purchase etc.. Grad school, btw, is a notable exception because it is itself often a way of avoiding the future.) causes a flare up in a passive-aggressive avoidance response, ultimately leading to a break-up/blow-up.
(Disclaimer: Futuritis technically means inflammation of the future. Deal with it, language Nazis.)
(Disclaimer: Futuritis technically means inflammation of the future. Deal with it, language Nazis.)
Ladyfriend Jane: I don't understand why John doesn't want me to move to Philadelphia.
Platonic Manfriend Pete: Jane, you're both 25 and you've been dating for three years. John's got futuritis; there's no way he wants you to move in with him, but he's never going to tell you that. Because he wants to give the business to some other skanks.
LFJ: John can suck my dick.
PMP: Indeed.
Platonic Manfriend Pete: Jane, you're both 25 and you've been dating for three years. John's got futuritis; there's no way he wants you to move in with him, but he's never going to tell you that. Because he wants to give the business to some other skanks.
LFJ: John can suck my dick.
PMP: Indeed.
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Get the Futuritis mug.well what i think it is a person who thinks of what could be and how it is built and what is the reaction of that item and how it could effect the people and the earth and what are the steps to build that item from now to there
a futurist will think maby of space craft of how they would be in the future and he might think of what if u make the metal with certain magnetic properties to allow it to move around in earth magnetically field and a ion pusher thing to move it around and some kinda engine pulses of high blast of energy to push even faster in space and with metal will be sensitive to the sun for more energy and he will think of steps to first think of how to research it and how it could benefit the earth with such a device
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Get the Futurist mug.A person who hustles daily on their craft, sacrificing common "luxuries" (Starbucks, eating out, new cars, clothes, etc) in order to manifest the life they've always dreamed.
Any one whose mastered the art of "delayed gratification", whether 3 years old or 93, is a broke futurist.
A person who has a lot of cryptocurrency but not a lot of fiat (usd) = Broke Futurist
Any one whose mastered the art of "delayed gratification", whether 3 years old or 93, is a broke futurist.
A person who has a lot of cryptocurrency but not a lot of fiat (usd) = Broke Futurist
"I'm tired of Tron never coming out with us, why does he work so much?"
"because Tron has some big fucking dreams and isn't satisfied with just getting... he's a broke futurist."
"because Tron has some big fucking dreams and isn't satisfied with just getting... he's a broke futurist."
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Get the Broke Futurist mug.A building, product or object that appears both 'futuristic', yet also 'rustic', by combining new technologies and traditional materials, building methods/production techniques.
EG: 'The way they used slate and wood, combined with the glass/steel ceiling was extremely futurustic.'
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