Fun-Sized

A product that is smaller than its usual size.

Jeffy: You're really short.
Jim: I'm not short, I'm fun-sized!

by tussiez June 7, 2019

fun-sized persons

a midget, dwarf, or other little person

The local bar's been no fun since they banned the tossing of fun-sized persons

by uncle t-bag December 29, 2008

fun-sized mommy

The sexiest chick you'll ever fucking see, she'll burn your eyes just by looking at her. She's even sexier than Marigold! Her white drooping pussyflaps are the sexiest size. Her nice sweaty pussy fits the just perfect girth and length of your cock, she's perfect. Her white titties are full of fun, she will come home every night from work just to slightly barely unbutten her shirt to show the tops of her tits, she will make you turn on brighter than the fucking sun. Your dick fits in her cleaveage perfectly, just making it the perfect conditions to cum so far in her throat. She will have you dominate you like a country in WW2. She will ride you SO HARD you will shoot your cum up her gaping white butthole like Hitler shooting the Americans. She will dominate you, she wants you, and you... whoever reading this, deserve the world.

Hey Midas, hows your wife, Marigold?
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous

Me: Oh you... wanna play??

Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?

Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*

Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!

Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*

Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 3, 2022

asian fun size

basically tiny or small. you usually say this to boys. it will offend them. Asians are small fun sizes are small you get the point

Tommy you have a Asian fun size that nobody wants.

by marz-cedes July 25, 2016

fun size snicker bar dick

Small dick! small penis

girl: how was that guy last night?
other girl: he has a fun size snicker bar dick!

by alyssaabarbie March 30, 2009

FUN SIZE

A way to describe a small penis. Usually around 4 Inches not tiny but definitely below average

Beth: I finally had sex with with Ron

Debbie: did he have a big dick?

Beth: no he had a little fun size dick

Debbie: I'm sorry 😞

by Size is everything September 19, 2021

fun sized furgle

A fun sized Furgle (also known as Furgal or ferghal) is a human of a smaller nature who’s enzymes appeared to be denatured to the extent that they resemble a smaller, female Hagrid.

Dude, Holly is such a fun sized Furgle

Mate these fun sized Furgles are becoming too common.

by KeithIsJesus June 26, 2019