FUMP

Fucking Dump

Michael: Im sorry Emma im going to fump you

by THOTKILLA July 1, 2020

Fumped

To be dumped (relationship) through the social networking platform "Facebook"

Person A notifying Person B that they no longer wish to remain in a relationship using FACEBOOK as a method of communicating the message. Being dumped on Facebook or Fumped for short.

by JonORourke May 16, 2009

Fump

To fart and jump at the same time.

he got out of his chair and fumped.

by Y42D1 April 26, 2005

Fumping

Foil-pumping, pumping a (hydro)foil surfboard. The surfer can pump the hydrofoil surfboard up and down to get from one wave to the next, or do it in completely flat water. Fumping requires a whole-body motion that looks spastically unelegant, rotating both arms synchronously while doing sit-ups.

Look at that guy fumping back to the point break.

by shipsterrr July 31, 2018

Fump

To give affection to your pet or another person with your foot.

Usually when you are too lazy to reach down and pet your kitty, you'll fump her instead, using your feet to stroke her fur.

I am fumping the doggy.

by Beyond exodus November 12, 2011

Fump

The act of inserting a funnel into the anal opening of your partner and vomiting into it.

I was eating out my girlfriend's butt hole and she farted in my face so I gave her a fump.

by the fumper December 4, 2010

Fump

A dance where one person gets on the floor and does push-ups, while another person gets on top of them and humps to the "Jump In!" soundtrack; an alternate to the word "fuck".

Ex1:Man, me and Chealsea fumped so hard last night!
Ex2: Well fump you!

by Twerkinonluigi69 February 27, 2014