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Fuckoff nod

The dismissive nod of approval given to waiting staff in restaurants who come over to ask how the food is while you are in the middle of eating and have a mouthfull of food, and therefore can't answer them without either spitting food everywhere or making them wait. Assuming you were brought up properly and not dragged up by homeless gypsies.
Waitress: Is the food ok?
Customer: <chewing, nod>

25 seconds later
Customer to Guest: Was my fuckoff nod obvious?
Guest: Yes. You shouldn't have flipped the bird at the same time.
by Billy_Jean September 4, 2010
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fuckoff

"He's a fuckoff."
by Vishe Zakona February 15, 2004
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les fuckoffs

"Eeeeh! C'est un groupe des fuckoffs!"
by KHD August 4, 2003
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fuckoff

To determine through intercourse with a third party the sexual prowess of a competitive group.
Alex and David had a fuckoff with Mary to determine the best fucker.
by AlexJonesandCom January 23, 2011
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fuckoffosphere

"You've entered the fuckoffosphere. Congratulations"
by CougarSW2 August 2, 2007
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fuckoff tablet

to totally disregard anothers feelings/opinions/behaviour/wishes etc. and carry on doing your thing regardless. Ignore someone , belittle in conversation , action , or make others do so. Generally to make people feel un wanted /un needed/un necessary
christ! the boss wanted me to work til 10 last night , no way on friday !! so i gave him a fuckoff tablet!

hear that prick talkin shit last night? got on my fuckin nerves, so i gave him a fuckoff tablet
by groovywordbender December 10, 2011
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fuckoff o'clock

What you say when someone asks you what time it is and you really could give a shit.
"Excuse me, kind sir. Would you please tell me what time it is? I am late for an appointment."

"Why sure! It's fuckoff o'clock!"
by Shane Holmes October 24, 2014
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