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Fucktard Dumbass 

Someone who has screwed up so many times that they earn the title of a fucktard AND a dumbass. It's usually used on Ex's (mostly boyfriends) that fuck up big time and continuously lie to get try and get out of trouble, but end up in deeper shit.
"my ex boyfriend is such a fucktard dumbass! he lied about his parents not wanting us to be together!"
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Fucktardette 

Your belly button is not your b-hole, you fucktardette
Fucktardette by Weedfurnace January 31, 2022

fucktard Biden 

The 46th POTUS.
Gee, Mitt, that Fucktard Biden is a real douche nozzle!
fucktard Biden by Maga! January 22, 2021

fucktard contest 

An alternative, and very cynical, name for election day.
I'm going down to the polls on Tuesday to vote in the fucktard contest.
fucktard contest by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003

fucktard whisperer 

Someone who is patient and can rationalize with fucktards when no one else can. A voice of reason that calms down fucktards.

(Like the dog whisperer, but with fucktards instead of dogs.)
My fiance is THE fucktard whisperer. He's so patient with them.
fucktard whisperer by Mama_G February 2, 2017

fucktardia 

State of mind/place of mental residence of a fucktard; those engaged in fucktardary
slx is the Lord Mayor of Fucktardia
fucktardia by Ðiego December 7, 2002

fucktard 

fucking + retard = fucktard
fucktard by cm476 November 7, 2002