Alligator Fuckshack

Performing the "Alligator Fuckhouse" in Lewis County.

That couple from Lewis County was way out in the country and decided to perform the Alligator Fuckshack. It was messy.

by NotNicole June 16, 2011

fuckstick

1. Another word for moron, dickhead etc. Used to describe someone who is generally clueless.

2. In Australia, a police officer's baton/truncheon/nightstick. Fairly self-explanatory, but just in case you fit the description of (1), a large stick which, when wielded by a police officer, fucks the recipient up.

1. If you want to let someone know you think they're a fuckstick, you can say "How's the weather in Fuckstickistan?"

2. When the cop pulled out his fuckstick, we ran like buggery.

by Choda Boy 57 February 26, 2007

Fucksticks

1. An exlamatory obscenity; 2. An insult.

1. Fucksticks! I forgot to get my change from that hooker!

2. That guy just cut me off! What a fuckstick!

by Sir Loin du Boeuf July 24, 2003

Fucklicious

A woman (or man for the ladies) that is so hot there can be no other term to describe her/him.

Damn... that bitch is fucklicious.

by Shovelhead December 17, 2005

fuckstick

1) A penis.

2) A buffoon, moron, jerk-off, or idiot.

When inserting your fuckstick into your own anal cavity, take great precaution not to injure yourself.

The guy in the Dallas Cowboys shirt to my left is a total fuckstick.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

Fucksink

A more interesting term for the common cliche, asshole.

TJ: My stock went up today
Savy: What a fucksink

by Savy Montanino May 31, 2005

flying fucksicle

When a load is blown in an extremely low temperature environment. In such a situation the spooge freezes in mid flight and bounces off the ground on landing

Jim: "Dave you shoulda seen it! I j'd off in the hot tub last night and blew my load over the edge. It was so cold outside, it turned into a huge flying fucksicle mid flight and bounced off the deck!"
Dave:"ur fuckin weird"

by Droopy ballz July 12, 2016