fuckcocked

a point of extreme intoxication

"No doubt I'll be fuckcocked for 90% of this roadtrip."

by Watts July 8, 2006

fucksocks

Socks that you wank in to contain the male explosion of love

Where's me fucksocks

by x_pander December 12, 2003

fucksocks

a respectful term of endearment.

Please pass the gravy, you old fucksocks.

by C diddy July 10, 2003

fucksocks

condom, sheath, johnny, french letter

"I'm just nippin' to the bog to buy some fucksocks before I shag yer later on"

by mutton_phal April 10, 2004

fucksocks

a geordie twat.

hello fucksocks you old cunt!

by frogshit July 8, 2003

fuckockle

1. When your life is worse then fucked.
2. When that dude over there is too wasted to dance, and he dances anyway.
3. something to say when you stubbed your toe.
4. Another word for a "cocktease" But like there REALLY good at it. And they really piss you off.

1. Damn. my dog died, then i lost my job, then i spilled coffee on my favorite shirt. My life is fuckockled
2. The guy is so fuckockled. He can't dance!
3. That girl is such a fuckockle.
4.Fuckockle!

by Crom, master of metal January 12, 2008

fuckcocker

some one who is extremely disliked.

Danny walks through the door and his girlfriend Aiyatt screams, "Fuckcocker!"

by silvznaless March 21, 2009