fuckmas

What Disney and all other "child" orientated businesses are doing to us at Christmas. Wishing us a 'Merry Fuckmas, you've just paid us £40 for a piece of shit, you stupid fucking moron. You keep this economy going and you buy our crap?'

At Eurodisney
DAD: Go say hi to Mickey son,
SON: Okay Dad. Hiya Mickey, we thought you were great in Steamboat Willy
MICKEY MOUSE COSTUME MAN:Fuck you kid, give me your watch, cash and toys. (punches kid in face and signs Dad's car in own feaces.) Merry Fuckmas assholes.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish December 29, 2008

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fuckmunch

someone who is a complete and utter moron

He is such a fuckmunch.

by Asshead February 17, 2003

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fuck man

A mature fuck boy, who figured out it is time to settle down with one hottie. Still has all the same traits as a fuck boy, but does his 2:00AM booty call by poking at the same person. A fuck man knows he is still fly, and is the shit. He is just smart and settled down with one woman.

Ron is a fuck man. He is happily with his wife, but in the middle of the night he tries to get some action and knowing his game is strong he pokes his willy at his sleeping wife. When she awakens she says "Fuck man, put that thing away, I was sleeping and you already got some tonight"

by KCCORon January 15, 2018

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Fuckianity

A relgion based around Fuck It. You don't need to go to a holy place of worship, or to pray, you just need to Fuck It. The "Feckers" follow the word of The Big Fucker In The Sky, who doesn't need to take the shit of anything. He just Fucks It.

John started following Fuckianity the other day. His exams? Fucks it. Work? Fucks it. He even manages to Fuck life itself.

by I Sit Next To You In English February 20, 2011

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