dick fuck

Someone who is ignorant and stupid. No longer welcome at gatherings or events.

Hey Tina, you hanging out with that kid ramone? That kids a fucking dick fuck.

by Kelly P., Crystal A. December 24, 2008

dick fuck

person who understnds nothing that is said to them

eddie is such a dick fuck!

by bubbasaywhat September 27, 2008

dick fuck

A man/boy who can not do anything correctly. Not a reliable "friend". Someone who is incapable of telling the truth. Who can not keep an erect penis. Who can not understand a restraining order. May or may not have small hands. A complete loser, who has their stuck up their ass. A.K.A. a douche bag.

I didn't come here to cuddle, I came here to fuck you dick fuck.
I don't need a 31 year old dick fuck to babysit.

by cupcakes10 February 27, 2010

dick fuck

inserting a finger or foreign object into the penis hole.

I saw this porno where this bitch fucked this guys dick with her toung and fingers giving him a dick fuck.

by A fuckin men to that June 11, 2006

fucking lil dick

thinks he has a big cock but its nothing compared to matt jordan

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

dick fucked

when your dick gets fucked very hard.

Guy 1-"Did you get dick fucked last night cause i did and it felt soooo good?!"
Guy 2-"nah, I didnt but i wish. You sure are a lucky man!"

by mydickhasbeenfuckedintheass November 6, 2017

dick fuck

A way of sex by shoving small items down a man's pee pee hole.

Guy 1: "I was dick fucked so hard!"
Guy 2: "Holy shit! What did they put down your penis this time?"
Guy 1: "His penis!"
Guy 2: "that's nasty.."

by Burger King Whore February 14, 2012