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Chair Fucker

A person who vigorously engages in sexual relations or activities with chairs.
Person 1:"Did you see Spencer at Ikea last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a chair fucker."
by UNan February 6, 2015
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swoop fucker

Usually used in a workplace setting. Defines someone, usually management level, that comes into a big project at the last minutes and changes things for the worse, thereby ruining the project.
"Dammit, the ten of us have been working day and night for the last two weeks on that presentation. Then that swoop fucker shows up the afternoon before the meeting and took out all the good parts."
by Dwardisimo Rex September 14, 2008
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four-toothed cousin-fucker

A generic term for anyone who flies the Southern Cross, supports Donald Trump, drives a mud-encrusted monster truck, has less than a high school education, and/or actually enjoys sexual relations with family members -- as in Donald Trump's lust for his own daughter.
This stupid fuck at work still believes that Obama is a Muslim who wasn't born in the U.S. That four-toothed cousin-fucker shouldn't be allowed to vote. Or breed.
by Dharma Midget July 2, 2016
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LITTLE FUCKERS

little spoiled brats who think they can get away with anything
I said no to them little fuckers (J&P), so they went behind my back and asked their mother. THEM LITTLE FUCKERS!!!
by AIRLOS August 10, 2007
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nostril fucker

this nostril fucker just just cut in front of me on the highway
by filkro June 2, 2009
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Absolute Fucker

A person who goes on vacations when he's several years late on a deadline then acts put upon when people call him out on it.

Also a person who lures people into his home with promises of lemony cakes only to serve them Wild Cards and miniature sex dolls.
Me: Some would say that GRRM is an absolute fucker.

You: I agree with them.

Me: Hey, me too!

You: OK, it is settled then.
by Ye Olde Man Winter August 25, 2010
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Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker

A man who cannot tie his shoes.
Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.
by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021
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