tom-fuckery 

A completely screwed up situation in a work or social setting caused by a group of people who are careless and likely very stupid. It is similar to tom foolery but much more extreme.

"Hey what took so long at the Dr. Office?
"I had to wait 2 hours for my results because the idiot nurses were busy with some kind of tom-fuckery"

"Wow, did you hear who got busted this weekend and went to jail?"
"That's what happens when you hang out and party with that gang. They are always up to some kind of tom-fuckery".

tom-fuckery by dumbluck2013 November 5, 2013

Fuckaroundary 

Noun

The multitude of unexpected peripheral tasks one often has to do in order to complete what seems at first a simple task.

After finding his lost impact driver, discovering that the bit is stuck inside, going to the hardware store to buy liquid wrench to free the bit, finally working the bit free back at the jobsite, and then discovering the desired bit is missing, going back to the hardware store and finding they don't have the proper bit in stock, Lorne exclaimed in frustration, "What a day of fuckaroundary!"

Fuckaroundary by Ted The Ned November 15, 2018

douche-fuckery 

doing something that would be qualified as being a douche.

being a complete asshole when is suits you..

pulling a douche-bag move

Dude, Tom is such an asshole, he needs to quit with all his douche-fuckery

Hitting on your best friends girlfriend is douche-fuckery

douche-fuckery by Miss_Carousel March 23, 2010

fat fuckery 

The act of engaging in activities that only a fat fuck would engage in, i.e. being fat and annoying.

That fucking fat fuck won't bang his hot ass wife just because he has PTSD. That's some serious fat fuckery right there.

fat fuckery by Jormungandr December 8, 2015

Whimsicle Fuckery 

A discriptive term disscussing something that makes no sense what so ever, usually an item from Etsy.

Miss-spelled intentionally to mirror the usual incompitence of the creator.

Did you see that tin can with a gear hot glued to it? Pure Whimsicle fuckery

Whimsicle Fuckery by d2d May 12, 2011

kinky fuckery 

Sex with objects. Such as whips, floggers, crops, butt plugs, vibrators, canes, handcuffs, and rope.

When he came in with the whip, the girl knew that they were going to have kinky fuckery.

bdsm dominant submissive masochist sadist kinky sex fuck

kinky fuckery by DeathTheKid888 April 1, 2016

Fuckabyte 

1 fuckabyte can store all information that could be eventually produced on earth .

Just bought a 1 fuckabyte HD. Not enought for my midget-eskimo porn folder, thou

Fuckabyte by Gestobando December 13, 2010