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shit fuck ton 

1. A lot

More than a fuck ton
More than a shit ton
It's a fucking "shit fuck ton"

2. The amount of something equal to what you can comprehend multiplied by 1.2.
Hey William!
Yeah Chris?
Get any pussy this weekend?
yeah, I got a shit fuck ton.

metric fuck ton 

1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is so immeasurable it cannot be classified as a fuck ton.

2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton' or even a regular fuck ton.
A whole fuck ton of people watch Sunday night football, but a metric fuck ton watch the superbowl every year.
metric fuck ton by RK8913 February 19, 2011

Metric Fuck-Ton 

Fred: Check it out! I had a party last night and now I have three full trash cans of beer cans to recycle!

Steve: Wow. That is a metric fuck-ton of aluminum cans.
Metric Fuck-Ton by Ozzwepay March 11, 2011

Metric fuck ton 

Dude last night I accidentally stepped in a metric fuck ton of dog shit.

fucking fuck ton

A fucking fuck ton is a measurement far greater than any other measurement it is an infinite amount of fuck tons more than a fuck ton, it goes on forever and ever and ever and ever and so on.

A measurement used to describe how much you love your soulmate.
fucking fuck ton by FuCkEdUp February 9, 2023

metric shit-fuck ton 

Unit of Measurement: A Metric Shit-Fuck Ton is Metric Shit Load multiplied by a Metric Fuck Ton
Adjective: An amount of any substance, product, space or people that exceeded a rational thought and reasonable description.

Example: 2 Metric Shit Loads x 7 Metric Fuck Tons = 14 Shit-Fuck Tons
1) "Bro! Do we have enough booze for the party tonight?" , "Yeah Dude! We got a Metric Shit-Fuck Ton!"
2) "Hey Buddy! Is there enough room for the new Foosball table?", "Yeah Buddy! There's like 3 Metric Shit-Fuck Tons of room!"
3) "How much stupidity can one person posses??", "Judging by his actions, I'm going to say a Shit-Fuck Ton..."