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fuckin' tories 

A phrase usable in the UK to blame anything on the Conservative Party, who are commonly referred to as Tories. The phrase can be used regardless if the tories were at fault or not. Similar to Thanks Obama in the US.
*Electricity bill too high - "fuckin' tories"

*Failed an exam - "fuckin' tories"

*natural disaster strikes another country - "fuckin' tories"

*asteroid collides with Earth, leading to the extinction of humanity - "fuckin' tories"
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stupid bitch hoe twat dumb wench fuckin toad 

"Yo my girl just dumped me she's a stupid bitch hoe twat dumb wench fuckin toad , bro "

Fuckin Tom brah 

Some guy called fuckin Tom brah and he wants to party, fuck bitches n get high asf
When he comes to the glorious house of gains, he forgets everything but the fucking zyzz brah, the aesthetic god n he sniffes tren before he workouts.
FUCKIN TOM BRAH
*sniffes the preworkout” “FUCKIN TOM BRAH!!!!”
Fuckin Tom brah by Tombrah March 22, 2019

Fuckin Tom brah 

Fuckin Tom brah is basically when the guy goes to gaffs, fuck bitches, sniffes tren n workouts and when he goes to the glorious house of gainzzzz, he forgets everything but fuckin zyzz brah the aesthetic god. Fuckin zyzz gives him the tren n fuckin Tom brah sniffes it n go smashes workouts
Remember the name - fuckin Tom brah
Oh shit I want to be like fuckin Tom brah, it’s like a freedom!
Brah check that fuckin Tom brah what a sickkunt
Fuckin Tom brah by Tombrah March 22, 2019

fuckin french toast 

something that is eaten when drunk.

fuckintosh 

It is meant to be mainly a PC which has FreeBSD (a powerfull UNIX flavour) installed.

After being customized and conveniently configured (i.e. after having been fucked for a while), it

gets fast and stable like a beast and NEVER breaks down. As opposed to the macintosh or

hackintosh (the gays' dream), this one usually doesn't run a bloated GUI such as KDE or GNOME,

because it needs to run fast and scare newbies away. The option for a GUI must be a lightweight

and fast window manager like WindowMaker or Fluxbox.
My fuckintosh runs stable and fast.

I just laugh at Windows users and Mac fanboys.
fuckintosh by fbsd November 28, 2009

Tom Fuckin' Brady 

When you're so damn good, you're like 2x NFL MVP and 4x Super Bowl champ Tom Brady
He's like Tom Fuckin' Brady out there
Tom Fuckin' Brady by tFb49 May 19, 2016