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Fuck Joe Biden 

I only did this to be fair to Trump
IM TO YOUNG TO CARE ABOUT AND OR PAY ATTENTION TO THE NEWS. FUCK BOTH PRESIDENTS . Fuck joe Biden and trump tbh. VOTE ME FOR PRES

Bidet Fuck 

It is the new trend. Kanye started this idea shortly after his tour. The male takes a shit and then fucks his lover and you must make her squirt and then you use her squirting to simulate a bidet and clean your ass.
Molly said " I had sex with Vince and I suggested the new Kanye Bidet fuck and first he was against it but it was awesome. I squirted like a damn fire hydrant on a hot summer day in a broke neighbor hood. His ass has never been so clean.
Bidet Fuck by isiskillall October 22, 2018

Fuckcidence 

The act of having sex with someone you donโ€™t know that later on turn out to be somehow connected to you by pure coincidence.
Girl A: I shagged John last night.

Girl B: No way! I shagged him the night before yesterday! What a fuckcidence!
Fuckcidence by hughmongous April 11, 2021

fucksidently 

Oops I fucksidently spilled my beer.
fucksidently by magic mel July 3, 2012

Fuckcident 

My brother was a fuckcident
Fuckcident by MoldedBred April 22, 2021