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fruit punch ice lolly

when a girls period is on a tampon is frozen and licked off
“i gotta chance my tampon”-shelly says

“give me it i can make a fruit punch ice lolly”- even says

what’s that”-shelly says

“oh it’s desert for tonight”-even says

“ok big D ev”-shelly says

Fruit punch surprise

An ancient Roman tradition invented by Zingus. The fruit punch surprise is the action of surprising ones partner with a delightful spray of fruit punch hidden deep within ones anal cavity. Typically forced out through flatulence, for fun, or for sexual pleasure.
"I gave my boyfriend the nastiest fruit punch surprise whilst he was taking a shit"

Jalisco Fruit Punch 

When you pour a Fruit Punch Jarritos (HAS TO BE fruit punch) into a person’s anus or rectum, let it marinate, then have them squat over your face and have the mixture of marinated Jarritos and anal fluids ooze onto your face and mouth
Dam my boi she is so fine that I want to give her the ole Jalisco Fruit Punch.

Jalisco fruit punch cocktail 

When you pour one jarritos fruit punch (12.5 fl oz) in a women's anus, followed by a pack of sour patch kids, a pack of gummy worms, a pack of gummy bears, 1/2 a cup of diced strawberries, 1/2 a cup of blueberries, 3 shots of tequila, 2 shots of vodka, then mix the concoction by means of the women twerking. Immediately stick a straw in the women's rectum and drink a large quantity of the concoction as fast as possible. The remaining contents in the women rectum will be oozed on the partner's face and mouth as described in the original jalisco fruit punch.
Dam my Boi Mimi's ass is so fat I want to give her the jalisco fruit punch cocktail, no cap!!!

five flavored fruit punch 

Another name in regards to the Band Five Finger Death Punch when making fun of GenZ Cry babies who claim to be “HardCoreMETAL Heads.
Don’t tell me you are Hardcore and listening to Five Flavored Fruit Punch you GenZ cry baby waste of oxygen

donkey fruit punch 

When you are so drunk you cannot find your car in a parking lot.
Terry's donkey was fruit punched last night.