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Frosted Grass

I. The presence of ejaculation on pubic hairs, either purposefully or by accident.

II. Being super excited about something.

III. Being super angry about something.
I. When we got back to my house, there was frost on my grass.

He pulled out too quickly, and I ended up with frosted grass.

We don't want to get pregnant, so he just frosted my grass.

You should never mow your lawn when it's frosted.

II. Delicious looking drinks really give me frosted grass!

III. Stop frosting my grass! It really frosts my grass!
by Nooke Brolan February 24, 2009
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Frosted Turd

When you have anal sex with a partner, and then you ejaculate in their poopchute. Then, when they poop, it is what they call a frosted turd.
I gave my girl a nice pounding in the ass, and then a little bit later, she wanted me to check out her frosted turd.
by Steven Jonesss July 2, 2008
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Frosted

1.To be decked out in shiny and sparkling jewelry.
2.To have parts of one’s hair lightened, typically the tips. Similar to highlights.
3.To be high on stimulants.
4.To be angry.
5.To have a white glaze over, such as frosted glass or frosted donuts.
1. Alexandria sure looks frosted to night with all those sparkling diamonds.
2. Pat looks as if he got his hair frosted.
3. John is getting himself frosted on drugs.
4. Howard became frosted at the site of his wrecked car.
6. You can't see clearly though frosted glass.
by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006
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goofy footed

To ride a board of sport with a unique stance, leading with your right foot. (Despite what people might think, there is no correlation from being goofy footed to being left handed.)
Snowboard rental shop clerk: "Are you regular or goofy footed?"
by www.goofyfooted.com July 9, 2011
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frosted tits

When you get really tan on the beach, then take off your bathing suit and your tits are white.
Micaelas frosted tits were hanging out of her bikini.
by Klur April 30, 2015
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Frosted rose bush

While having sex with a ginger woman, the man pulls out and ejaculates on her red pubic hair. He then forms the pubic hair in the shape of a flower and lets it harden that way, giving it the look of a red rose with frost on it.
I gave Mary the old frosted rose bush the other day. It was beautiful!
by Otsego66 February 28, 2018
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Frosted Flakes Time

Meeting up with a woman in a parking lot at night for sex in a car...both faces are never seen by the other party, like the Frosted Flakes commercials.
I told my bro Jim I was hoping to meet up with Sally tonight for some Frosted Flakes time in the Waffle House parking lot.
by Hal Hadasass February 11, 2010
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