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frogeye salad

The best thing to ever come out of Utah. Contains small pellet sized pasta, cool whip, mandarin oranges, pineapple, mini marshmallows, and a list of other secret ingredients that make it the shiznit. It is associated with hasty bowel movements and slight retardation.
"I went to Utah and all I got was this lousy Karl Malone t-shirt."
"Really? Because I went to Utah and all I got was a huge bowl of that frogeye salad and it put me in a coma."
by the clam man June 26, 2009
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Moistened frogeyes

When you get head and the girls sucking on your nuts but her parents come home so you pull your pants up real quick wit your balls still wet.
"oh shit my parents are gonna see your moistened frogeyes."
by 92490sw May 17, 2019
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