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Frijole Fever

Condition arising from the over consumption of mexican-style beans, i.e. refried beans, pinto beans, borracho beans, or black beans.


Depending on one's tolerance for spicy foods, Frijole Fever can also be triggered from the consumption of salsas, pico de gallo, or other mexican-style sauces.

Symptomology: Symptoms can be seen as soon as immediately following the consumption of the trigger, and last for hours, or days depending on tolerance. Symptoms include painful stomach aches, intestinal discomfort or cramping, and is most often accompanied by the excessive and often uncontrollable passing of wet, smelly gas (fart), and may or may not include diarrhea (the squirts). Actual fevers are extremely rare. Any increase in body heat or excessive sweating is attributed to the stress on the body from the intestinal discomfort, or the fear of shitting their pants. Should a true fever in excess of 101F be present, one should seek medical attention as this is a sign of infection from foodborne bacteria.

Remedies: Drink plenty of water if you feel you have Frijole Fever as this will help speed the progression of the condition. consult your doctor or pharmacist before taking any over the counter medication.
"Dave's acting pretty weird today, and his office smells like shit. What's his deal?

"He ate five bean and cheese tacos this morning for breakfast with extra pico and a side of borracho beans. Now, he's got a case of Frijole Fever."
by FuddledWords October 14, 2008
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Frivalise

To trivialize frivolously.
Matt kept scrutinising & questioning all the lose errors in my joke; He frivalised my joke.
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Holy frijole

1) An exclamation of amazement. See also holy cow and holy moly.

2) Beans that are so good they have achieved sainthood.
1)
Melissa: I just won a billion dollars!
David: Holy frijole! That's a lot of money!

2)
David: These beans are really good.
Elizabeth: These beans aren't just good, they're holy frijoles!
by MED August 19, 2004
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Frival

A friend/rival.

Two people who are friends but are competing for the same thing.
Bob and Jim were best of friends, but they both wanted that Scholarship that Harvard was offering, therefore, they were Frivals.

The two atheletes looked at the finish line and then back at each other. They both wanted to punch each other in the face and embrace each other at the same time. Being Frivals can be so complicated!
by Blackberrybelly June 18, 2008
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frivolent

1. gleefully giddy and filled with spunky joy

2. happy and possibly gay in the 50s kind of way

3. Any alternative adjective
"You are hot...yet at the same time...FRIVOLENT."
by The Zeb & Larisa July 10, 2005
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frijoles

The usual and typical everyday mexican food, a must have in your house if you are mexican. They can either be brown or black, you know beans!
Juanito: Hey so what are you going to eat later on?
Maria: OH u kno, frijoles and maybe some tortillas.
Juanito: oh right,what a beaner, well save me some.
by gbaby aka Sandra December 26, 2007
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frivl

1.Short for frivolous
2.The cool way to express frivolousness
Yo last night was "frivl" my nivl...
by Bonnie Kate April 4, 2010
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