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Fritzl's Dilemma

1/ Would you fuck your mum to save your dad (for males)
2/ Would you fuck your dad to save your mum (for females)
i.e Do you know Fritzl's Dilemma?
'no'
How much do you love your mum?
'lots'
would you fuck your dad to save her?
??????????????????
by challengertank August 11, 2009
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Fritzl

In Poker, a slang expression for a Full House. A Full House being three matching cards of one rank, and two matching cards of another rank.

Derived from the notorious Fritzl case, in which Josef Fritzl imprisoned and repeatedly raped, sexually abused, and physically assaulted his daughter Elisabeth Fritzl for 24 years. The subsequent repeated rapes resulted in the birth of seven children, three of which, together with Elisabeth, were forced to live underneath Josef Fritzl’s house in a concealed underground basement complex which he had built himself. The remaining three children (one died shortly after birth) were raised by Josef Fritzl and his wife in the house upstairs.
Poker Player #1: “Oh my god dude, you just flopped a Fritzl!”
Poker Player #2: “Yep, and you totally took the bait, now hand me over those chips”
by Coppermouth December 7, 2010
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Frizla's

Frizla's is a portmanteau of 'Fake' and 'Rizla's'. Any cigarette rolling papers not manufactured by RizLa+ fall under the category of Frizlas.
"Mate, hand me that pack of Frizla's can you?"
by Robredeye October 13, 2011
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fritzling

i went fritzling on sunday and bummed all my kids
by paddytheninja December 29, 2010
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frizzlac

A combination of Moe Zislac and frozzy the frozzle bear.
by soulfly09 November 9, 2009
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Josef Fritzl

Josef Fritzl is a man who supports you and understands you, and you always feel assured around him. He's caring, intelligent and has an impressive knowledge of beers. He dresses well and drives a BMW. He loves to talk about music and knows how to support you in a number of ways, so don't hesitate to ask him if you need help with your dreams or some good tips on gardening, because he has a taste like no other guy. He listens and sees the center of the problem and then provides you with troubleshooting, paying attention to the minutest detail. He's a friend you can count on even when you don't expect it, and he makes you laugh so hard. He makes you feel relaxed, because he's a man of his word and even has a soft side. Josef Fritzl's voice range is contra-alto. He has a nice dad bod due to the healthy regime he maintains, and it does good to be around him, and sometimes you might feel bored before he then takes you bowling on sundays. At the same time he gives you novel ideas, and once you feel stuck, not that you should worry; he'll give you a walk through. Other characteristics of Josef Fritzl are articulate, considerate, respectful, memorable, highly sensitive, and once you're around him you should note that he's a artistic person.
Josef Fritzl? I heard he's an amazing guy. Hell, I really wanna get to know him!
by Esa4 February 1, 2021
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Fritztastic

1) Approved of by Jill "kate" Fritz

2) Very very AWESOME.

3) A word that is indescriable.

3) Has lots of Symbolic meanings to it.
"That is so Fritztastic!"

"This paper is definitely Fritztastic."

"I dunno, it's kinda Fritztastic."

"This book is definitely fritztastic."
by CCWoodson December 20, 2008
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