Friendectomy

Process of removing a friend, who has become too agonizing, from your friends list.

My Facebook needs a Friendectomy because this douche bag keeps poking me.

by marcojmt February 1, 2009

Friendiapobia

The fear of not having, or losing your best friend.

I have friendiapobia, I am terrified of losing my best friend.

by KaitieKat November 7, 2012

friendcest

The act of developing feelings for one of your best friends in the world when you’ve got an absolute 0.000% chance of being with them. This person loves you as much as a friend could possibly love you, but it never quite crosses over to the romantic side! It’s absolute hell, especially because this person shows you soooo much love and if you’re a petty lil bitch, you’ll think they’re leading you on simply because they just care for you constantly. Get that shit out of ur head- remember who you’re dealing with here! Then one day, you wake up, look at yourself in the mirror like you have 84 heads, and you ask yourself what the actual fuck you’re thinking because dating this person would be like dating your sibling....and that’s disgusting- it’s literally incest! Essentially, youve got your head jammed so far up your own ass you can see the light of day thru your own nostrils. If it’s meant to be, something will happen, but if it’s not, love this person truly for what they give you each and every: an incredible friendship. Do not let the sadness of not having them keep you from enjoying the friendship. Oh an also, remember to give them the same best friend love they give you. I’m not fucking kidding. This is so important.

Best of luck to you all, I hope you stop mentally masturbating soon! Cheers

Me: ahhh I can’t believe this! She’s my best friend and I just can’t keep myself from falling in love with her. She’s so warm and kindhearted and she gives the best hugs...

Friend: GURL. She’s ur bff that’s literally friendcest. Fuck the feelings, focus on the amazing friendship!

Me: ugh ur right. I love her too much for this shit anyway

Friend: damn right you do. And she loves the living daylight out of you too

by Melodramatic909 March 4, 2018

Friendcation

A vacation or holiday taken with ones friend; be it male or female.

My best friend and I are taking a friendcation out to Paris this Summer.

by Strawberry Plum September 8, 2020

Friendie

Friendie is a brand cool way of saying "My friend."

James: Hey friendie, Where've you been?
Kyle: hey James, I was in the gym.

by Fares14f February 4, 2009

friendcest

Friendcest occurs when one person dates a bunch of people from the same group of friends, usually one at a time. This is often partially the fault of the group of friends, as they do not learn from their friends' mistakes.

Kenith had dated Camille, tried to date Brittany, and now is going after Brittany's sister? Woah thats major friendcest.

by Sarah #2 July 17, 2005

Friendcest

The act of creating a romantic or (usually) sexual relationship within a pre-established group of friends.

Not surprisingly the cast of the sitcom Friends is guilty of committing friendcest, i.e. Rachel hooking up with Ross and Monica with Chandler.

by NSesh February 19, 2009