freon facial

when you accidently spray another person in the face trying to show them on how to put a can of freon into their car.

Russell was trying to play the hero when a young lady asked " how does this work?" Russell jumped into action, around the counter, grabbed a can and aimed the nozzle toward the customer, and while saying to push down the nozzel, brain dead russell did that exactly, which giving the customer a freon facial

by russ sharp January 25, 2012

Fresno Bulldogs

An uneducated gang from the streets of Fresno, California. All the members and their supporters are Mexican-Americans. Most of their children either don't go to school or go to DeWolf Continuation High School. They got their gang name from the Fresno State Bulldogs.

The Fresno Bulldogs just killed a member of the Sur Side gang.

by bulldogssuck September 13, 2009

fresnologist

the doctor who studied fresnology in college and can find and treat any fresnel complications. (not when speaking of the species fresnel)

The fresnologist told me I have cancer of the fresnel. I only have two years to live.

by 511q d00d April 14, 2005

fredon new jersey

imagine if andover, green, and newton had a threesome and newton got pregnant because she lied and wasnt actually on the pill. thats how fredon came into being.

wanna go hang out in fredon new jersey?
whats good to do there?
umm uhh... a b bagles?

thats in andover
fuck.

by orgasmpete January 9, 2011

brain freshness

The term which describes mental alertness while doing insipid tasks.

At her work, Lisette constantly shifted focus to retain brain freshness.

by lisette831 July 26, 2007

SUNY Fredonia

One of the greatest party schools in the SUNY system. Why? Because there's nothing else to do in Fredonia! However, it's still more fun, friendly, and unique. At least half the school is either a music or an education major. The weekends start on Thursday (sometimes Wednesday) and Sunday morning breakfasts at Cranston are where it's at. Fredfest is one of the most anticipated weekends for every Fredonia student, and for good reason. There's probably more trees than there is at your school too. Sunny's is the easiest bar to drink at underage, but also the grossest. If you're cool enough, you'll know how to get into the other ones.

Person 1: Hey what school are you going to in the fall?
Person 2: SUNY Fredonia!
Person 1: What made you choose to go there?
Person 2: I heard it's a good party school, and the tuition isn't bad.

by artishard June 7, 2009

fresource

n. A concatenation of "free" and "resource".

An entity that bestows information, knowledge, and/or tutelage to the unaware or incapable. It can also provide services that may be complex and would otherwise be costly or encumbering to learn.

A fresource may take the form of a literal resource, such as an encyclopedia at a library, or it may be an online source such as wikipedia or online forum, or it may be a person with knowledge who is willing to complete the task.

If the fresource is a human, his actions may include but are not limited to the following:
-Fixing computer problems
-Finding citations for necessary data
-Fixing everyday problems

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"Wikipedia is a vast fresource of information that might otherwise cost thousands of dollars in encyclopedias, books, or journals."

Person A: I just spent 400$ on my computer repair.
Person B: Wow, you shouldn't have done that; I wouldn't have charged you a dime!
Person A: I should really use my fresources more often.

by shiftyeyedgoat August 19, 2009