fuck the french friday

every friday we celebrate why the french are fucking retards

kelby: fuck the french
everyone else: fuck the french friday

by not tof May 14, 2021

Draw me like one of your french girls

An internet meme of sorts. The original phrase spawned from the move "Titanic", where the line is said to Leonardo Dicaprio. This phrase is used in conjunction with photos of characters usually laid out in sexually suggestive poses.

*Spiderman laid out on the ground*

"Draw me like one of your french girls"

by Just One More Contributor October 12, 2011

French Ravine

The act of a man grinding his penis back and forth on a woman's pelvis, stomach or buttcrack. This is a method of gratification used when penetration is not allowed for any number of reasons.

I'm so tired of the French Ravine! I've got to find someone more appropriately . . . I don't know, kinda dirty or something.

by Moralizer April 24, 2010

French Fry Party

A french fry party consists of 2 large orders of chick-fil-a waffle fries and 2 large orders of Arby's curly fries. Add all fries to one fast food paper sack, bunch the top, give it a shake to toss the fries, enjoy. Add salt, pepper, and mountain dew as appropriate. Also goes well with McGangbangs.

I was out McGangBanging and decided to have a French Fry Party; don't worry about the calories, we got diet coke.

by JonnyRural June 30, 2014

French touch

A loose term describing the influence of the French on electronic music, especially house. French house artists, notably Cassius (Philippe Zdar, Boom Bass), Daft Punk (Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo, Thomas Bangalter), and Étienne de Crécy, popularized the using of samples from disco records of the late 70's/early 80's and running those samples through different filters and phasers on computers, creating a funky, "new disco" style of house distinct from the Chicago style popular in the mid-90s. Today, it usually describes any electronic music obviously influenced by French (like Louis La Roche) as well as new electronic acts that actually are French (like Justice).

Daft Punk's album, Discovery, has that special French touch that I love.

by pilgor777 November 12, 2011

French Flipper Trick

Similar to the Shocker but with three in the vagina and one in the asshole. The fingers in the vagina are wiggled in a waving motion similar to a penguin flapping it's flippers.

"I'd like to show her my French Flipper Trick"

by Kyler999 September 22, 2015

French Vulcan

The art of pleasuring a woman by applying the Vulcan greating (from Star Trek) to the female's vagina, while stimulating her clitoris with your tongue.

In daily body language, the French Vulcan is suitable to show your intentions by holding your hand up in the Vulcan Greating manner and playfully wibbling your tongue at an imaginary clitoris.

My girlfriend had multiple orgasms after I gave her a proper French Vulcan.

Wendy was scared after I greeted her with a French Vulcan.

by Flapster_NL & Broner_NL November 3, 2008