When a woman sticks her fist up a man's ass while giving him a blow job, similar to how one plays a french horn.
by Tom Diddler February 22, 2009
Get the French Hornmug. The only non-percussion instrument in a classical orchestra that can be played with just one hand. It was invented to be like this because the horn player's other hand is usually otherwise occupied.
by CYO Viola Player September 3, 2006
Get the French Hornmug. Brass instrument taken up by those who wish to continue their musical studies, but have failed at playing the trumpet, trombone, or anything else metallic with a mouthpiece. French horn players are the butt of most jokes in band class, though they usually admit that "they deserve it."
Also commonly referred to as "the trumpet's ugly little brother."
Also commonly referred to as "the trumpet's ugly little brother."
by Douglas J. January 5, 2006
Get the French Hornmug. when a girl sits on a guys face and the guy licks the clit and puts his nose in her asshole, and reaches up and rubs her nipples until she cums.
Tony gave Gretel a french horn. she squirted in his mouth and shit on his nose and was very satisfied!
by evan scott bickford October 29, 2010
Get the French hornmug. The sexual act of a male recieving oral sex while his partner fondles his balls and sticks a finger in his ass. Good luck with this one.
by tankboy2k September 19, 2005
Get the French Hornmug. The worst instrument in a concert band. Often to quiet to be heard and near impossible to play well French Horn is the worst instrument to exist and should not be used
by Nightshade the brass player December 8, 2018
Get the French Hornmug. The most sexy and incredible people ever. They are smarter than every other human being, and are insanely beautiful people. No other instrument/person can match their superior intellect, strength, or sexiness.
by Kes14 October 12, 2011
Get the French Horn Playermug.