The act of blowing in a woman's vagina to produce a noise similar to the sound of the brass instrument.
by Balint February 10, 2005

Brass instrument taken up by those who wish to continue their musical studies, but have failed at playing the trumpet, trombone, or anything else metallic with a mouthpiece. French horn players are the butt of most jokes in band class, though they usually admit that "they deserve it."
Also commonly referred to as "the trumpet's ugly little brother."
Also commonly referred to as "the trumpet's ugly little brother."
by Douglas J. January 5, 2006

when a girl sits on a guys face and the guy licks the clit and puts his nose in her asshole, and reaches up and rubs her nipples until she cums.
Tony gave Gretel a french horn. she squirted in his mouth and shit on his nose and was very satisfied!
by evan scott bickford October 29, 2010

While sucking a man's dick, using one hand to finger his asshole and the other hand to caress the back of his spine.
by Originated in Washington State June 11, 2006

The sexual act of a male recieving oral sex while his partner fondles his balls and sticks a finger in his ass. Good luck with this one.
by tankboy2k September 19, 2005

The worst instrument in a concert band. Often to quiet to be heard and near impossible to play well French Horn is the worst instrument to exist and should not be used
by Nightshade the brass player December 8, 2018

The most sexy and incredible people ever. They are smarter than every other human being, and are insanely beautiful people. No other instrument/person can match their superior intellect, strength, or sexiness.
by Kes14 October 12, 2011
