Freelance copywriting is a supposed business opportunity that is actually a scam of a cottage industry, promoted heavily by certain self anointed gurus and companies who claim that any English major can earn a hedge fund manager's income by going barefoot, living in an RV, and posing for selfies on a beach. Freelance copywriting is actually a way to siphon 401K and IRA savings off of early retirees looking for a second career, for pointless trainings, coaching, "intensives" and "boot camps" that are traffic jams of hungry suckers all looking for a break they'll never get.
That wanna be freelance copywriting student is a sucker! He just paid the "Institute" his last $23,000 for a membership to a bunch of useless online videos, and access to interns who will pretend that they are top copywriter mentors. He lives in a homeless shelter and tries to write product descriptions for $1 apiece.
by Douchbag Steve July 9, 2019
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noun: a creative professional with vaguely explainable gaps on their resume. Typically a graphic designer or web designer, but not strictly limited to the commercial art field
Well, I see you have nothing listed from February of 2009 through May of 2010 on your resume. Do you care to elaborate?" "Ummm... yes. I was a Freelancer"
by 77jim April 8, 2011
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Stop calling yourself a freelance financial analyst and just admit that you're unemployed like the rest of us.
by TheGoocher July 2, 2009
Get the freelance mug.Excessive hair growth which appears between formal meetings as a direct result of Freelancer's not having any real need to shave.
Can also apply to women, who then disguise it by wearing jeans.
Can also apply to women, who then disguise it by wearing jeans.
You: Growing a beard?
They: Nope, it's a Freelance Beard. I'll shave it off before I meet my client next Tuesday.
You: Nice.
They: Nope, it's a Freelance Beard. I'll shave it off before I meet my client next Tuesday.
You: Nice.
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Get the freeland mug.Kick ass little town. Highest boro in Pennsylvania, in more ways than one. When you are younger most kids grow up living on sports but then at an older age the town doesn't have anything for the youth to do after you are 14. Kids then either start drinking, doing drugs, or become musicians. Some do it all. Everyone wants to get outta the town and can't wait to leave but most come back when they are older to raise a family. Even though they hate the little town, everyone is close knit and love each other unlike the rest of the Hazleton Area. Even though they hate it they love it as well and have great pride in it.
hey dude let's get high.
u mean we r going to Freeland?
Yeah but we are going to smoke some weed too.
Apartment Party tonight or one in the woods.
It's in Freeland right?
Oh Yeah, no doubt.
Dude that kid is sick at sports, does he play for any of the school teams?
No.
How come?
Doesn't like the coaches and they won't pick him because he's from Freeland.
u mean we r going to Freeland?
Yeah but we are going to smoke some weed too.
Apartment Party tonight or one in the woods.
It's in Freeland right?
Oh Yeah, no doubt.
Dude that kid is sick at sports, does he play for any of the school teams?
No.
How come?
Doesn't like the coaches and they won't pick him because he's from Freeland.
by James Haraschak June 24, 2008
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