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Freetard's Law

As an Internet discussion loosely related to home computers grows longer, the probablility of someone mentioning Linux approaches 1.
An example of Freetard's Law in a heavily-summarized forum discussion
Person A: "Hey, does anyone know why GZDoom freezes after around 20 minutes of gameplay on my setup?"
...
Person B: "Yeah, have you tried this build of GZDoom optimized for your line of GPUs?"
Person A: "Not yet, but I will, thanks."
Person C: "This isn't even a problem if you have a half-decent window manager on Linux."
by plastithottie 1.0 March 29, 2022
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FREETARDED

Being under a spell of non defineable unhuman naturalistic fluency; a person or creature that has long surpassed any train of thought which memory or coherence could exist. Theories exist that the name comes from those who first experience these phenomenon location-based near 56°n and 4.2 w

(not friendly; approach with caution)
Hey guys cmon we need to stop this maniac, he's chucking stuff all over the place and spitting on the patrons while twitching!

There's no use, stand back and alert the authories that one has become Freetarded!
by I n d i c a l March 30, 2022
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Freetard

A person who uses "it is a free country" or "you are violating my civil liberties" as an excuse to engage in malevolent, irresponsible, reckless, negligent, violent, or disorderly behavior.
Our flight got grounded because this freetard wouldn't stop shouting "you violerted muh freedurms!" when the flight attendant ordered him to wear a mask.
by TheHappyAthiest July 12, 2022
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jazzy freehand

(1) Finding a cool new method for an everyday task.

(2) An unusual and unique way to accomplish something - typically done with mad-unique style
(A) I hate using the sidewalk - I typically jazzy freehand my way through the park to school.

(B) Mel and I was paintin the park the other day - and 'stead of just sprayin our logos - we jazzy freehanded two twisted dragons eating a midget that spelled out our names.
by bbutler September 3, 2008
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Freehand

Freehand is basically a Tag-Up.
Billy: aYo! i juSs maDe a New FrEehaNd sOn!
Bob: WoRd!? i StIlL fReEhaNd "SpAdE"
Billy: I juSs DiD iT on The FoUr lIne
Bob: i Tag THe 6.
by YaNii December 28, 2007
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freetard

someone who justifies everything the phrase "Its a free country" or one similar to it. Also, someone who uses freedom illogically to defend their political position (George Bush)
You: "Quit stepping on the back of my shoe"
Freetard: "It's a free country I do what I wanna"
You: You're such a freetard
---or---
You: Why are we at war in Iraq when they never attacked us?
George Bush: TO DEFEND FREEDOM!
You: I liked you better with your cocaine habit.
by Israel Vibration July 26, 2006
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Freetard

Any person who works through an unpaid break or lunch in an effort to impress management.
Bob is a freetard for working through lunch even though the boss never praises him for anything he does.
by James Earl November 18, 2014
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