freezing my dick off

When it's the coldest you've ever been.

I'm freezing my dick off in here! It's the fucking coldest I've ever been!

by downtimedanny August 30, 2016

freeping

stacking poll results by directing people to a web poll; with the goal of intentionally biasing the results to support their particular point of view

"Attention all believers in the sanctity of baby peas. There is a poll on a babypeasaredelicious.com. Go there and vote that every baby pea is sacred and should be saved, even those that are frozen and will never be planted in the ground"

by michael stempel August 9, 2005

fleein'

When your full of eccies (ecstasy) and your jaw swings to the chippy

omg liam your fleein' out your face

by Fleein September 3, 2016

Freeance

Yet another word made up by our 43rd president, George W. Bush. Can only be used in a sentence with 'peeance' preceeding it.

"A peeance, freeance secure Iraq in the midst of the Middle East will have enormous historical impact."

by Eliot Armstrong February 12, 2004

freezing the monkey

the act of having sex with a snowman

"holy shit! i just walked outside and saw john freezing the monkey"

by steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve August 10, 2019

Freezing the monkey

Having sex with a snowman.

Friend: So what did you do after getting drunk last night?
Me/you: Dude I ended up Freezing the monkey!
Friend: ummmm oooookkkk...

by SLURP/MOIST August 10, 2019

Freends

A way of saying Friends

"You see those people over there?"
-"Yeah"
"They are all freends"

by Ablurryfuture November 4, 2011