freetard

A retard who is empowered by the knowledge of his/her own retardation.
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ie: You, motherfucker, are confined by your own social expectancies and hang-ups, whereas I am freetarded! S0 there.

by freekydeeky March 26, 2007

freetard

Free Range Retard - An insanely stupid person who has been allowed to exist within mainstream society, often ignorant of their condition

The driver in the right hand lane decides to cut off 4 lanes of traffic and turn left at the intersection

guy 1 - "hey don't you hate that guy who always asks about exactly what the prof just said"
guy 2 - "Yah someone let him out"
guy 1 - "Absolutely...he's a real freetard"

by snowflake50 September 14, 2012

freetarded

The condition when cold weather causes a frozen face and diminished mental capacity which impairs your ability to speak. When you try, everything sounds stupid.

When Josh caught up to his friends at the ski lift, he made some freetarded comment about how bitchin the slopes were today.

by mrgerbek December 29, 2009

Freetard

“an Evan,” someone who believes crazy things; extremely free-thinking.

Ya dingus, you sounded like a freetard today when u said your hair was made of melatonin!

by Martin(the1st) October 17, 2017

freegarrett

A kid who tried to get a bitch fired

Bro freegarrett from that bitch

by Xxsteele37xx November 29, 2017

freegarian

A person who eats anything they find as long as it's free. Including but not limited to, food found in trashcans or left on other people's plates. Freegarians are regularly seen dumpster diving or snatching restaurant leftovers before the table can be bussed.

I was gonna get a doggy-bag after dinner but a freegarian got to my leftovers while I was in the bathroom.

by BuBuKittyFuhk May 1, 2018

FreeTard

New players on a videogame during a free weekend or other events in the same vain.

I cant play this game. There are way too many freetards on right now.

by HolidayElite March 27, 2020