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Mattress Freefall

The period of time between hearing your mattress frame crack and landing on the carpet afterwards. Caused mostly by obesity. A growing problem in the United States.
*Crack*
Person 1: Dude, we're entering mattress freefall.
by TumblingTyler January 11, 2010
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Freeball

When a man has sex without a condom.
1. When you freeball a chick, you run the chance of getting an STD.

2. I freeballed my girlfriend last month, and now we think she's pregnant.

3. I can't believe he was freeballin' that girl! Who knows what he could have caught?!
by daratman7 April 30, 2008
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Freefall Minaj

Nicki Minaj holds the record of not only one but two of the biggest freefall hits in history...

When you push your inorganic hits too #1 then embarrass yourself afterwards
When an inorganic song goes #1 and drops -87 spots or more FreeFall Minaj
by Inorganicgal December 22, 2020
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Freeballin Friday

When it’s Friday and you decide to go commando by not wearing any underwear.
“Hey James bruh why is your boner in your pants so bulgy?”

Ryan bro why you lookin at my meat dude!? That’s sus af, anyway it’s Freeballin Friday and I thought I’d just not wear any drawls.”
by Next Genesis February 18, 2022
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Freeballing

n & v. The state of having less restriction over male genitals. - To let testicles hang free.
v He is freeballing as his undies are absent.
n. Freeballings are sexier guys.
by Dick Observer May 24, 2005
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freeball-hazard

A freeball-hazard is a guy's zipper.
Zippers are definitely a freeball-hazard!
by USAF Cadet October 27, 2020
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Freeballin

having no controll of your ballsack or dong, underwearless, or balls flapping in the wind
by massive matt June 18, 2003
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