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perishable food 

FOOD THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BRING TO THE AVE. The likelihood that this food goes bad is 100%. An avetard will completely forget about this food in the pantry and let it go bad. When it goes bad, an avetard still won't give a shit, and will most likely eat it anyways no matter how old it is and how bad it smells. Most of the food at the Ave also most likely ends up being covered in mold.
Yea, Ian ate those beans that were just sitting on the counter for 3 weeks that smelled like shit even though I told him they were an example of a perishable food, he said they tasted good.
perishable food by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019
Related Words

food piggy 

This is what I call the poorly educated that hold their eating utensil like a shovel and generally act like a pig. 'Struction workers are famous for it.
Look at that deplorable food piggy shoveling food into his face. Let's go somewhere else.

food boner 

An erection caused by dining on something delicious. Occurs most often when having a great meal for the first time a long while. Also appears when you least expect it, and is hard to control if you are enjoying your dish quite slowly.
I hadn't eaten Subway in so long, and I was missing my buffalo chicken special. I got one tonight and I took one bite and could not believe how perfectly toasty and warm and fresh everything was on it this time, that I ended up getting a food boner. Never has a sub gotten me hard like this before!
food boner by ThatOneFoxGuy November 27, 2013

Critter food 

Food that is made of vegetables, such as a salad.
This diet has me eating mostly critter food from the salad bar!
Critter food by I, Wreckerrr October 31, 2016

Emergency Food 

Emergency Food by S.I.S October 10, 2020

Foodathon 

When you go on a marathon eating spree across multiple restaurants
Dan: omg I’m so hungry, I’m craving burgers, Chinese, waffles, curry, EVERYTHING
Nicole: that’s chill, let’s go on a foodathon and get all of it