Martha Focker

Interjection- A less offensive replacement of "Mother Fucker." Usually used amongst children, parents, and Mormons. Origin-"Meet the Parents"

Oh Martha Focker, that really freakin hurt!

by Doomlad April 8, 2007

Finkelthink

The modern school of political strategy which holds that, despite conventional belief to the contrary, very few elections are won by convincing supporters of other parties or candidates to support your candidate instead. Finkelthink doctrine holds that - in the modern world - voters' minds are already made up by the time an election begins. The trick instead is /to discourage supporters of your opponent from voting at all/.

To do this, a candidate must run a highly personalized negative campaign against the opponent: don’t demonize the party, demonize the candidate. People can be made to hate individuals more easily than institutions (and also with far more animus).

Facts matter little in the Finkelthink model. If some perceptual flaw on an opponent's part can be readily identified, then it can also be magnified by suggestion to catastrophic proportions. Even a 'bad' candidate may win a race handily if - once the unthinking masses have been finkeled with -- his opponent appears prohibitively worse by comparison.

Core principles of Finkelthink:

(1) 80% of the public doesn’t care about the news
(2) Perception, not content, is what matters most to mid-wit viewers
(3) The right 30-second soundbite can manipulate millions to your side (that is, away from the side of your opponent)

Carried out to a sufficient level, Finkelthink and its analogues can transform an apparent buffoon into the next Leader of the Free World.

"Once the Trump campaign was able to convincingly associate Hillary and her staff with corruption, Finkelthink took care of the rest."

by prevailingwest September 30, 2021

Fockery

An informal and more intense way of 'crock' which means 'absolute nonsense'
New Slang for "Absolute Nonsense".

Ben said, "This atmosphere is an absolute Fockery."
Thomas said, "I know it is full of pollution what absolute crock we humans have made acid rain will kill us off soon!".

by Ron Willson February 15, 2018

sail fone

The term one "African" uses to explain a certain cellular telephone (one caucasian male/female may call "portable") inside ones pocket mostly the front pocket to avoid unneeded disastrous situations in which the device becomes smothered by bottom sweat and bleu cheese dressing (conveniently located in the rear pocket of most levi jeans)

nigga yous gots ta gots yo sail fone (nigga!)
...umm sir you spelled "phone" incorrectly

by pcrisp jcrisp dgrr September 11, 2005

folkestone

nice town, needs a repaint and a decent night club

Q.going to folkestone tonight
A. shame about the crap night clubs

by wisearse April 12, 2010

fonejack

to seize control of a telephone conversation by farce
esp. to divert it from reason and logic

operator: hello
fonejacker: hi can i have the number for hoomve(hmv) please.
operator: im sorry what?
fonejacker: hoomve.
operator: sorry could you spell that?
fonejacker: yes H M V.
operator: hmv
fonejacker: yes hoomve
operator: no its not prnounced hoomve its hmv
and so on and so forth till the operator hangs up

by curt michales August 26, 2007

Fonectodidle

Another name for vegans who treat their views as the only "correct" thing to believe in!

Eugine: "You're wrong because you're not vegan"

Oscar: "God sake Eugine, stop being such a Fonectodidle"

by HYPERREALITYSOUL42069 December 3, 2018