Falsejizz

When someone gets excited over something that will not happen.

Thinking you're going to win the lottery is a falsejizz.

by HonkyPanda March 6, 2015

Folderlanche

A form of natural disaster restricted to the progressively more scarce environments in which words are put onto actual paper, and papers are put into actual physical folders. A folderlanche occurs when many such folders are simultaneously dislodged from the shelf or table where they had been precariously stacked, and begin a catastrophic slide that overwhelms all in their path.

Note: A folderlanche should not be confused with the similar but significantly more deadly 'binderlanche'.

Simon was chimping with a Russian Sailor when a freshly-flung turd struck a titanic stack of folders containing all of the former's Barry Manilow porn. The ensuing folderlanche left Big Ivan disfigured, and Simon ginger.

by Lancaster's Second Finest June 5, 2015

False Rage

The feeling one gets when they see something on social media (usually Twitter or Facebook) that may be interpreted as racist, sexist, transphobic, etc that resembles anger but ultimately they don't really care. They are usually Social Justice Warriors who just wanna promote their own social media accounts by pretending to be outraged.

False rage also needs no evidence or reason. Any statements or actions that have nothing to do with any social or racial group can be interpreted that way to the minds of people that are clouded with delusional thoughts and over-sensitive feelings.

I am sure that all these outraged people on Twitter are just SJWs who don't really care about what was said or done, just reacting to get views and maintain that "holier than thou" attitude they possess. They prefer to ruin people's lives and then not care 15 minutes later. Their false rage disgusts me.

by Octavius86 December 10, 2019

False rape allegation

An allegation usually against a man but also women for rape, to ruin the persons life that angered or made someone jealous because of success or actions

Person 1 “Did you hear that Dave was sentenced for a false rape allegation”
Person 2 “ really, poor man hope he gets the justice he deserves

by Justice for the trinity December 28, 2020

false assvertising

when the pictures of any person on any social website make that person appear extremely sexy, but they are significantly less attractive in person.

guy:"damn, this girl is sexy! look at that ass! i gotta meet this chick"

two days later...

guy: "damn, that girl was sooooo not as attractive in person. she had like, NO ASS. She was false assvertising with her pics.

by mr.benzedrine March 27, 2009

False Humility

A Greek Orthodox laity who shows his false humility to the clergy and laity just to gain attention.......as well as an attempt to control people's thoughts.

Come on Michael stop pretending with your false humility and piss off once and for all!!!

by Romiosini September 5, 2022

Felsenselsenwembleystein

Another word for the word Orange

The sun is looking extreamly Felsenselsenwembleystein today.

Can I have a vodka and Felsenselsenwembleystein please bartender??

I went to tesco and got a Terrys Chocolate Felsenselsenwembleystein

by ZUZU87 November 21, 2010