freezie folly

n. a person with more than one unit of currency.

"That's the most colourful freezie folly I've ever seen!"

by Rich December 8, 2004

5 o'clock follies

any driver that has a 9 to 5 job. After 5pm, they get on the highway & cause "rush hour" traffic.

Trucker Tom: "I'd better go ahead & hit the road before those 5 O'clock follies screw up the highway!"

Trucker Joe: " you better hurry up, it's going on 4:30!"

by T.Wilson November 27, 2012

Blind man's folly

To ejaculate into a sexual partners eyes (male of female, preferably female), then to quickly reverse position while the partner rubs the eyes in pain and penetrate the anal cavity with a powerful thrust.

Just givin' the ol' Blind man's folly to Winona really gets me off.

or

Connor that bastard did the Blind man's folly to me again last night!

by Donald Fagen November 23, 2003

Folly Wopped

When your boxing someone in an old, abandoned warehouse then all of a sudden the ref slams a whopper on the arena floor, and John Cena comes plummeting towards the ground from the roof and slaps you in the face, then yells, "You just got Folly Wopped!"

I just got Folly Wopped yesterday at the boxing arena.

by PopeMHG June 3, 2018

DeSimone's Folly

In the course of human events, there have been many missteps in pursuance of wealth and glory. However, none is more comical than on December 22nd, 2017 (Yen Day), when Raymond DeSimone made a bold move at the currency exchange. He exchanged five US dollars for yen certain that he would automatically make money back. In reality the value of the yen dramatically decreased soon after this transaction and this event is referred to as DeSimone’s Folly.

You haven't heard about DeSimone's Folly from 2017?

by The_Hamburglar December 22, 2020

mogging-folly

The act of deliberately doing nothing; no matter how many responsibilities or important tasks you have to do, you do a mindless one instead. Leaving you in a constant state or self-destructive tendencies.

Im sorry i didnt do my school work, i just feel very mogging-folly.

by Faesolid November 5, 2022

matt follis

A man who enjoys cheerleading, and is very outgoing. Usually asks you to drink on a weekday, and avoids going to class at all costs. Claims to be good with his fingers

Guy 1: Is that Matt Follis
Guy 2: Holy shit, he’s drunk at 11am?
Guy 3: Classic Matt Folli

by IdahoJoe September 7, 2019