fountain drink

A soft drink that you usually get from fast food places. It is a combanation of chemicals that make it taste fresher.

"Damn, I left my fountain drink out for so long that all the ice has melted"

by Wade666 April 6, 2008

Fountainable

Technically farmable but really not.

Tool of scummy mobile game publishers.

Publisher: SSM is finally fountainable!
User: No it's not, fuck you.

by BearCode April 7, 2021

Focutardation

The act of consistently taking awful unfocused pictures.

Man, these pictures look awful. Rohan must be suffering from some pretty bad focutardation.

by Phillip J. Morris February 8, 2009

Fountain Lady

Lady that is terrible at texting while walking in the mall then falling into the mall water fountain while still texting. After falling in, she must sue the mall where she fell into the water fountain for not having anybody come to her aid. You also must have an IQ of less than 70.

"Scenario: Two people texting each other."

Boy at home: Hey, girl! What's up??

Girl at the mall: nutting much, just txting u while walking in the mall

Boy: Oh, how awesome! Doing anything later?

Girl: naa, im probably ju.... Blrblblbrrr *Falls into water fountain*

Girl says to herself, "Where did this giant fountain come from and why is nobody coming to my aid for falling into this fountain while i was texting?!?! It's time to go sue the mall for making fun of my retardedness and for not helping me out!"

The girl is now known as the "Fountain Lady." Just do what she did and you could be a fountain lady or fountain boy, too!

by TooomPhaaaa January 22, 2011

Yellow Fountain

In Chinese mythology, the Yellow Fountain is the spring where the souls of the dead come to quench their thirst.

You stuck one foot in the entrance of the Yellow Fountain!

by jane86 January 31, 2010

Flower Fountain

your missus vagina

All my joy is to feel life spring from your flower fountain.

by fanny flaps May 16, 2022

The Golden Fountain

A girl, preferably Asian and unshaved, performs a handstand whilst urinating. This will create a fountain like shower of urine that eventually cascades down either side of her body, causing the urine to fall from her pubes into her eyes, nose, and mouth, or down her ass crack into her hair. (Preferably into her nose)

Keanu Reeves' career is an example of The Golden Fountain.

by DGAF3000 January 7, 2014