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"lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!", is a funny ass line form Punchrobert's the yes dance, search yes dance on youtube to find it.
Robert James: lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!, lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!
DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!
by the_last_ak June 28, 2013
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Flork

A defunct social media platform. Users would write a text biography, provide a single image of themselves, their age and location, and hit the "flork" button to be presented with another user to message, one at a time, chosen completely at random. The network was extremely diverse in the people that used it, with seemingly all ages, locations, ethnicities, and so on, evenly represented. Correspondence was asynchronous and brought people together to talk about just about anything and everything.
I met a very cool woman on Flork. She was a completely different kind of person to the previous one and the one after them - in interests, age, culture, the lot! Flork is a truly unique social media experience.
by Falcorr March 24, 2020
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Fork

We’re forked!
by Bottom500 player February 18, 2020
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forknight

I. One of the many examples of illiteracy of the character, Charlie Kelly, from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Introduced while bantering with the lawyer during the episode "Paddy's Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittons", this educated pseudo-noun is the perfect interjection into any conversation where some period of time has passed/will have passed.

II. Specifically, a forknight is a period of time that the user defines that makes the plural usage of forknight redundant and thus, by it's very definition, perfectly acceptable in an illiterate sense.
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Charlie: "Now mind you that here-to-for document had dry ink on it for at least many forknights."
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II. The period of time covered below is equivalent, dependent on the time in a forknight.

"The OJ Simpson murder trial lasted several forknights before a verdict was reached."

"The OJ Simpson murder trial lasted a forknight before a verdict was reached."
by Mr. Magoo vol. 2 April 11, 2012
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fork and phone pic

A method for verifying one's authenticity when posting or trading pictures with others on the internet. One party requests you supply a picture while holding 2 common household items (most often a fork and phone) to verify it is really your picture. Also see fork and phone list: an official list of people who have posted fork and phone pics.
Ever since I posted my fork and phone pic and made the fork and phone list, everyone wants to post and trade pics with me.
by Grouchomarx May 16, 2006
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fork in the road

(1) A way to show that there is a large decision to be made and you have to chose between to obstacles.
(2) A split in a road going two different directions
(1) There is a fork in the road, do I follow his advice or hers?
(2) A fork in the road, do we go north or south?
by anonymous August 30, 2004
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fnord gt

The Goddess's preferred mode of transport.
My other car is also a Fnord GT.
by oglala April 21, 2008
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