double flusher

A shit so immense that a single flush is insufficient to fully clear the bowl, therefore requiring one to flush the toilet twice.

A crap so massive that it requires two flushes to cleanse the throne.

Whew! That double flusher wore me out! Red beans and rice do it to me every time.

by mr.corruption June 24, 2005

two-flusher

a piece of log so humungous and/or rigid that, after the deed, the defecator would need to flush the toilet twice to completely banish the sucker. Sometimes it requires the assistance of the defecator to break the shat up manuel with near-by objects, e.g. toilet brush, scissors, toothbrush (of one's partner), etc.

*flush*
dang, still here?
*flush*
later, sucker

"I had a two-flusher this morning mom!"
"That's what you get for not eating your vegetables love"

by jajambo February 5, 2004

Fun Crusher Two-Flusher

A large, prolonged crap. It's no fun, and it's so big/smelly that it requires two flushes (generally a courtesy flush and a final flush).

"What, did ya fall in?"
"Sorry dude, fun crusher two-flusher."

by GullibleZine September 3, 2006

flirt flusher

Someone who flirts with someone, and is initially successfull, but then flushes it all down the toilet by doing something stupid.

#1. Mike is a flirt flusher: Nancy asked him to help her put on her coat and then he grabbed her crotch and flushed all his hard earned flirt points down the toilet! She was pissed!

#2. Shaner is a flirt flusher: He got Nessa's phone number, and then ridiculed her son (not realizing he was her son).

by Ed Vyzer March 10, 2009

bucket flusher

Noun, person: someone who is dealing with the drought; by using water collected in a bucket from sources that would otherwise go to waste, and using the bucket to flush the toilet, less water is required

We may be storm chasers with our tornadoes here in the Midwest, but at least we are not a bunch of bucket flushers like they are in California.

by SLO Doc April 30, 2015

passport flusher

an illegal immigrant that claims refugee status before clearing customs on entering a county.

Someone arrives into Sydney Airport from the Phillipines with passport in hand, then before reaching the customs officers runs to the bathroom and flushes the passport down the toilet (i.e. passport flusher). When they go to clear customs they claim refugee status.

by horselips October 16, 2008

13-Flusher

A poo that is so hefty and enormous that instead of taking just one flush to go down, it takes thirteen. Often beige in colour and may resemble a corn-on-the-cob in size and shape. Generally caused by being vegetarian.

Rob: Calum, why is there a corn-on-the-cob down our toilet?

Calum: That's not a corn-on-the-cob, it's a 13-flusher I just produced. Let me go and find something to break it apart with so it doesn't clog our toilet.

by Jizzletits December 10, 2010