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Flabbergasted

When a person with a vagina farts and it yeets through the meats instead of going out the cheeks.
I was trying to let one slip at the pool party, but got flabbergasted.
by SumCat22 July 31, 2023
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so absolutely boggled to the point were you start to speak mush
when the beast was hurt I was flabergasted!!!
by ummamelaniestan October 5, 2018
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Flabbergasted

State of confusion. When you've seen something really weird or just shocking, that you either are surprised in a good way, or surprised as in, "What the hell just happened?" .
I am so flabbergasted about the fact that Donald Trump will run again.
Stop flabbergasting me with your nonsense!
by RUSSIANDUDE72 October 6, 2019
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flubberguster

1. Commonly used as an insult among teenage boys.
2. To flubbergust is to place something edible, into a females vagina, have sexual intercourse with the item in the vagina, and after orgasm, eating the edible materials out of the vagina using your face.
3. A mildly painful, yet rewarding method of "freak sex" exploiting a woman's vagina with foreign items which are later eaten directly our of her by the partner.
Here's a fubberguster situation, where Joe is the flubberguster.

Joe has a cup of apple sauce. He pours it into Jane's vagina.

Joe then penetrates his penis into Jane's vagina, and has sexual intercourse until orgasm and ejaculation.

Upon ejaculation, Joe will remove his penis from Jane's vagina, and use his mouth and tongue to eat the apple sauce out of Jane's vagina.
by Albert Hines August 8, 2008
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flubberguster

A Flubberguster is a person or thing which places their food in a female's vagina and eats the food out of it as if it was their kitchen ware.
Stuff your girlfriend with your favorite salad, and you've got two meals in one! You are now a flubberguster if you eat it out of her!
by Marcus Hale April 20, 2008
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flabbergastered

"You're flabbergastered"
by Lexa June 26, 2004
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Flabbergassed

Being the victim of a loud and smelly rip originating from a huge flabby ass.
Man, I was on the bus when I got an ass blast from some fat bitch. I got Flabbergassed, man.
by HavaBrain August 22, 2011
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