Where you find food sexually attractive and just can't keep your hands off it. You can be walking down the street and just the smell of it makes your mouth water and your body tingle.
Hailey: Aye. Can I tell you something?
Jasmine: Yeah. Sure.
Hailey: Umm... I'm foodsexual.
Amanda: No way!! Me too.
Jasmine: Yeah. Sure.
Hailey: Umm... I'm foodsexual.
Amanda: No way!! Me too.
by Unknown Account July 10, 2015
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Rob: ok!
*they go to toms house*
Rob: *moans*
Tom: dude wtf!
Rob: sorry, I’m floorsexual.
Rob: ok!
*they go to toms house*
Rob: *moans*
Tom: dude wtf!
Rob: sorry, I’m floorsexual.
by Quack.Anime February 18, 2021
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not being directly attracted to plants (dendrophilia), but the presence of plants in the room or in your home arouse you
"she came out as a florasexual"
by cakepop April 20, 2014
Get the florasexual mug.A Floorsexual or Floorophile is someone whom has a great love of carpet. It was first discovered by a Fanfiction writer xXKanpekiXx, whom described Near (A child detective from Note) as a Floorophile.
It is often thought that Floorsexuals have with their carpet. This however is not true, they have what is called a "Flo ." No flooring is harmed during this.
Another commonly thought mistake is that they love all flooring. In reality, they only like carpets. Floorophiles (And I mean ) hardwood flooring.
They do not like going outside, because of the lack of carpet. And are usually pale with white hair.
They are not related to sheep, though have a very similar appearance. (Aka, nose to the ground, curly white hair, short)
"Invented" by xXKanpekiXx (Fanfiction & Livejournal) in the story "Bitch Stepped on my Floor Cake" which is currently on-going.
It is often thought that Floorsexuals have with their carpet. This however is not true, they have what is called a "Flo ." No flooring is harmed during this.
Another commonly thought mistake is that they love all flooring. In reality, they only like carpets. Floorophiles (And I mean ) hardwood flooring.
They do not like going outside, because of the lack of carpet. And are usually pale with white hair.
They are not related to sheep, though have a very similar appearance. (Aka, nose to the ground, curly white hair, short)
"Invented" by xXKanpekiXx (Fanfiction & Livejournal) in the story "Bitch Stepped on my Floor Cake" which is currently on-going.
by NowakiStar November 10, 2010
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"Dude, that style just isn't working for you. All you accomplish is being the worlds biggest flomosexual."
"Dude, that style just isn't working for you. All you accomplish is being the worlds biggest flomosexual."
by Mr. River's Nutsack September 14, 2010
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Get the Florasexual mug.just sexually love food, just because you get a boner from food, don't make you "Foodsexual" but let be real if you tell someone your "Foodsexual" it would go something like this:
Guy 1: "Hey, i have something to tell you"
Guy 2: "What is it?"
Guy 1: "i am Foodsexual"
Guy 2: *slap guy 1* "Are a dumbass!?"
Guy 1: "No, i am Foodsexual"
Guy 2: "Ok then tell me why you Foodsexual"
Guy 1: "I get boner from food"
Guy 2: "that don't mean shit, that don't make you Foodsexual, you just super dirty mined when looking at food"
Guy 1: "No, i just really love food so much"
Guy 2: "So when you look at a fucking big mac, you just be like: "Man, i want to fuck that big mac so hard" like no one think that"
Guy 1: "Yes"
Guy 2: "Just because you really love something don't mean it have to be a sexuality, i love chairs. but that don't mean i would make something like Chairsexual"
Guy 2: "What is it?"
Guy 1: "i am Foodsexual"
Guy 2: *slap guy 1* "Are a dumbass!?"
Guy 1: "No, i am Foodsexual"
Guy 2: "Ok then tell me why you Foodsexual"
Guy 1: "I get boner from food"
Guy 2: "that don't mean shit, that don't make you Foodsexual, you just super dirty mined when looking at food"
Guy 1: "No, i just really love food so much"
Guy 2: "So when you look at a fucking big mac, you just be like: "Man, i want to fuck that big mac so hard" like no one think that"
Guy 1: "Yes"
Guy 2: "Just because you really love something don't mean it have to be a sexuality, i love chairs. but that don't mean i would make something like Chairsexual"
by A dude that is a Dude January 2, 2023
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