Floorcunt

When someone becomes so used/old, their vagina sags and becomes much like a vacuum.

Also acceptable in a game of Dirty Scrabble.

"Wow, your mom has such a floorcunt."

"How...how do you know that?"

by moe690 April 3, 2010

Floochie

A person trying to be or act like Andre Kirsch.

One time I saw this homeless guy gettin all floochie like, but his flooch just wasn't up to par.

by OttoGranger August 22, 2012

FloorChalk

FloorChalk is known to be Floorbeds fan and has been following them for 9 months total

:FloorChalk is Floorbeds first fan!

by Slave4U? August 2, 2021

floorheatersexual

a sexual attraction to floor heaters; sticking dick into the floor heater; rubbing vagina on floor heater

Tom: I'm floorheatersexual
Fiona: Oh dang

by ChungusGF March 18, 2019

floorphobia

an extreme fear of floors

yo look at that man he has floorphobia, see that pee running down his leg after he looked down.!!!!

by sastle March 9, 2021

Flooch

The hairy spot in between the bottom of the spine and the top of the arsehole

Man you’ve got the hairiest flooch i’ve ever seen

by Conor Duff March 24, 2021

Floorcaller

When a song is so good, it summons everybody to the dancefloor, when at a party or in the club.

A: "Dude, Everytime We Touch by Cascada is unironically one of the best songs of the 2000s. That shit is a floorcaller!"
B: "True, it's a certified banger."

by Lammi69 September 15, 2021