flooryfanno1

it me

I AM FLOORYFANNO1 FLOORY II IS MY HUSBAND I WILL FUCK YOU

by Thinking Skills April 22, 2023

floorball

playing with ur balls on the floor

wer havi a real good game of floorball

by David Irwin and Richard Cummings July 15, 2003

floorcandy

a.misc. indulgences either found or left behind by yourself or others.

b. a musician and sometimes group as of 2006

a. "i think left some floorcandy in your bathroom, have fun but be careful."
b. "those strippers are dancing to FLOORCANDY in there!"

by j. shields January 17, 2007

floorboard

To press a gas pedal all the way down and crank a flooded engine.

Okay, Bill, you ended up flooding the truck. You better floorboard it.

by Big Tom September 19, 2006

Floorboard muncher

A person who provides oral sex to a younger girl, particularly below 13 years old. Derived from 'rug muncher' but becomes floorboard due to the girl having no puibs.

jack in 4th year is going out with jill in 1st year, jack is a floorboard muncher.

by D-mass November 29, 2009

Floorbeards

mispellage of floorboards

'lets go under the floorbeards!'

by invetor of floorbeards January 12, 2010

Floorbrary

(plural noun). Collective term for the myriad of scattered books that tend to accumulate on flat surfaces where bibliophiles live. May also be the result of studying for finals, dreaming up a D&D campaign, or sale day at the used bookstore.

I need to tidy up the living room; there's almost more floorbrary than carpet in here!

by protonangel April 4, 2013