closet flogger

Someone who masturbates in a closet.
Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

by Scott D. Putnam October 17, 2004

Fluggle Monster

One who is very hungry and ravished. Normaly over worked college students.

My friend,Becky, is acting like a huge fluggle monster today!

by sarahb150 October 19, 2011

Flooglebinder

{noun} The plastic thingy, usually found at the end of your shoelaces/hoodie strings.

Extremely handy if you need a pokey.

"Man I need to poke down my zoot"
"here... use my flooglebinder"
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by Mooooooomin June 3, 2008

foggles

Goggles that are fogged on the top half and clear on the bottom half. Used by pilots to simulate flight in instrument conditions so they don't have to wait for bad weather.

Why are you looking up the definition of foggles?

by castnoshadow June 21, 2005

fogglethwaite

Fogglethwaite is a name of a farmer or someone geeky

Good morning farmer fogglethwaite

by danny boy wonder March 29, 2008

floggel

where yougo to sit down, and your foot moves the chair to where you sit in the back and it goes right in your crack.

ACK!! i just got FLOGGELED

by mO.oSe February 18, 2004

foggled

when you've been in fog

we just went through loads of fog, we must have been foggled

by Ranny roo February 3, 2010