flachwichser

A german slang term for a "lousy wanker" according to some site I found on google, and a "bad masturbator" according to a german exchange student that went to my high school

It's quite an insult.

Du bist ein flachwichser!

by kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkatherine July 18, 2007

Floich

Floich is a verb. It means to stay up longer than one should on the internet, knowing that work or other responsibilities are coming in the morning.

"I am sooooo tired, because I was up late last night floiching"

"My friends kept me up floiching all last night"

"I have to go now - I have floiched long enough"

"My wife is away, so I'm going to sit around and floich the night away"

"I am totally floiched from last night".

by Rick from Canada March 12, 2009

flotchel

(noun) one who engages in acts of flotchelism debauchery shenanigans

ok that guy last night was SUCH a flotchel

are you flotcheling around town?

by sparkleallday May 31, 2009

Floatch

the foaming layer of butt hole burning ass piss that lurks above a large quantity of Diarrhea

OMG I JUST CLEANED GAVINS FLOATCH THE TOILET BOWL

by KATTHESHITCERVO December 6, 2010

flochforstersbf

Flochforstersbf is a very seggsy and hot tiktoker that always says facts

-hey do you follow flochforstersbf?
-no who are they

-ew bitch how do u not know u ugly little shit

by Iwillcommitarson March 11, 2021

flochswig

flochswig is the most epic relatable tik toker on earth. (though she may not post as much). flochswig is talented, hardworking, and strong bc she watched jojo, simps for guts (berserk) and has good taste in music.

I love flochswig, how dare she not moot me!?!?

by flochswig July 7, 2021

flotch

When a woman passes gas out of her anus and the air bubble goes up her vagina.

I thought I had to fart but it ended up as a flotch.

I will never wear those jeans again. I was flotching all night long.

by Elleicia March 19, 2008