Flabtastic

Someone who is fantastically fat. Usually accompanied by bitch tits.

"Christ, look at him! He's flabtastic"

by apparentlyso July 29, 2004

Flumtastic

Flumtastic is a word first used by Keiichi Tsuchiya, better known as the Drift King (Not to be confused by K-Brown the illegal street racing Drift King) and his friends from the Canadian underground rap group, F.L.U.M. Flowing Like Ultimate Mcs. The word varies in meaning but the general concensus is that it refers to someone or something that expels greatness and excellence while making those around the subject fall flat like pathetic underachievers that should be out on the streets begging for money to buy more alcohol to drown out the sorrows of their worthless existence like a bum (aka Bumtastic). Fans of F.L.U.M. have added on to the definition by mentioning that if you're "Flumtastic" then you are almost as good as the members of F.L.U.M.

Example 1: Damn, girl! You lookin' flumtastic right now! Don't blame me if you end up in a bed covered with rose petals.

Example 2: Drop a couple of flumtastic bars, dawg! Why don't you spit a hot 16 for the hood, homie?

Example 3 (From the freestyle MC Without A Conscience by OG Paperboy): My squad keepin' it flumtastic/ None of that "put you on blast" shit/ Just prepare to get your ass kicked and thats it/

by Flum Master January 25, 2015

Faptastic

An expression used to point out how fantastically fap worthy someone, something or some event is

John: Dude! You can totally see Maria's nipples through that shirt

Bob: OMG! That's faptastic!

by Bob the Goldfish December 22, 2008

flytastic

adj. a combination of "fly" and "fantastic." someone who is extremely cool,hot, and/or generally a great person.

Jim bought me lunch today because I forgot my wallet at home. He's so flytastic.

by kozy July 2, 2006

Failtastic

1.) A fail of such magnitude that it requires the ending "tastic"
2.) A fail that is larger than a Titanic Fail, but not quite a Catastrophic Fail
3.) A giant ass fail
4.) A fail so awesome, its almost a win.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see him slip on the skateboard and punch the kid in the throat?
Guy 2: Yeah man, that was so failtastic!
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Bro 1: Dude, did you see him get punched in the nuts by that girl?
Bro 2: Yeah! That was so failtastic I almost laughed!

by Kuh-Dawg January 6, 2010

flaptastic

As good as if not better than sex

"Have u tasted baileys ice cream? Its absolutely flaptastic"

by MsAcV October 12, 2007

Flaptastic

Used to describe a free flap that looks fantastic and has no cause for concern. Every clinical finding is encouraging (ie capillary refill- normal, interval venous signal- sounds AWESOME, hematoma?- NOPE)

Dr.Said, our DIEP patient is flaptastic, she is ready to go home!

by K8AI May 11, 2018