Flexin’ Drip

Flexin’ Drip
Is when you Proudly show off the material things you’ve worked hard to get in life.
boasting about your belongings.

self-praise one’s living possessions.

Person 1 : I see you bought a new car and a buss-down watch bro,
Person 2 : You already know how I’m Coming when I’m Flexin’ Drip.

BY: GiovanniDYMillyentei

by MillYentei DYSlick August 15, 2020

Flexatarian

A flexatarian is type of person who’s is a next level flexer. They wear/flex big brands and don’t care if they look like a rich bitch!! (Joke is made in satire)

Eva is a flexatarian because she has AirPods .... Nicole is not.

by Jeanyevill February 10, 2019

flex tape

Jesus.

"Flex tape. Okay, have you heard about this stuff? I mean, this is basically- Have you heard of Jesus? Well, even he couldn't do as much as Flex tape apparently."

by underageanimegunfurryschoolgir February 8, 2018

morally flexible

Not adhering to a certain set of principles, instead morally adapting to the situation at hand.

"When Mary was wealthy, she was against theft, but now that she's poor, she is a thief. I guess she is morally flexible."

by Catherder March 1, 2017

Flex Offender

A flex offender is someone who has been accused of flexual harassment. They flex so hard that they make others around them feel violated. Registered flex offenders are not permitted within 50 feet of a school zone.

"Wow dude, that guy has light up wheely crocs. He even has a Minecraft t-shirt"

"Yeah, he's a registered flex offender"

by Registered_gamer June 8, 2019

twist-a-flexing

Someone who has exceeded their limit of methaphetamines and cannot control their limbs. Past the point of spun ducky woo woo.

She called us to come help her cause her boyfriend was twist-a-flexing.

by Jonezin July 19, 2013

flexible container of Massengill

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

by Telephony May 4, 2013